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LakeArenal

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36. Ummmm. Where has your belly button been?

Reply to N_E_1 for Tennis (Reply #35)

Sun Jun 24, 2018, 11:47 AM

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Does anybody have a good tip for me... [View all] LakeArenal Jun 2018 OP

Don't spit into the wind benld74 Jun 2018 #1

Don't mess around with Jim..... Heartstrings Jun 2018 #2

Or release the ashes ... LakeArenal Jun 2018 #3

Don't tug on Superman's cape Sanity Claws Jun 2018 #4

My husband just suggested... LakeArenal Jun 2018 #5

Or in your mother's Cadillac csziggy Jun 2018 #13

Don't pee on an electric fence Major Nikon Jun 2018 #6

(my brother did that...) lastlib Jun 2018 #24

Don't be silent when its time to speak Civic Justice Jun 2018 #7

Don't perform a do-it-yourself vasectomy Generic Brad Jun 2018 #8

Don't fry bacon in the nude MissMillie Jun 2018 #9

Thanks Miss M. You made me smile. 😁 LakeArenal Jun 2018 #10

My wife's doctor told her this... N_E_1 for Tennis Jun 2018 #34

Don't stick your hand in the leaf mulcher while it's still running. Ohiogal Jun 2018 #11

That makes it an extra good "tip" ! LakeArenal Jun 2018 #12

When on vacation, post on facebook that you are away from home. LuckyCharms Jun 2018 #14

Don't step in Bear Shit. Xolodno Jun 2018 #15

Don't pee into the wind. gibraltar72 Jun 2018 #16

Don't rollerskate in a buffalo herd... Wounded Bear Jun 2018 #17

watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow! consider_this Jun 2018 #18

Don't eat the yellow snow. justhanginon Jun 2018 #19

Do not EVER backtoblue Jun 2018 #20

Ouch!!! LakeArenal Jun 2018 #25

Indeed backtoblue Jun 2018 #30

Don't get between a dachshund and his divine right to all the toys. Solly Mack Jun 2018 #21

Hi Solly. Our daschie was named Ginger LakeArenal Jun 2018 #27

Oh, yeah. You served Ginger well. Solly Mack Jun 2018 #37

The classic. Mopar151 Jun 2018 #22

Good one!! LakeArenal Jun 2018 #28

Measure it with a micrometer,,,, lastlib Jun 2018 #23

This reminded of a joke.... LakeArenal Jun 2018 #31

LOL!! lastlib Jun 2018 #33

Dont Tutch The But! yellowdogintexas Jun 2018 #26

Don't vote for Trump. Doodley Jun 2018 #29

That's not just a tip.... LakeArenal Jun 2018 #32

Don't smell your finger after you stick it in your bellybutton. N_E_1 for Tennis Jun 2018 #35

Ummmm. Where has your belly button been? LakeArenal Jun 2018 #36