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A HERETIC I AM

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4. That happened to me once

Reply to nocoincidences (Original post)

Tue Jul 24, 2018, 02:10 PM

Jul 2018

I walked into the bedroom to get a piece of gum and my lady gave me one of those looks, you know?

Before I could say “Ferrari F50”, 22 years had passed and I had spent $350,000 feeding, sheltering, clothing and educating an entirely separate human being!

All I wanted was a fucking piece of gum

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I just wanted a glass of tea [View all] nocoincidences Jul 2018 OP

Seems like everything is like this, isn't it? Ha! nt SWBTATTReg Jul 2018 #1

Always happens that way. Polly Hennessey Jul 2018 #2

Tea. GemDigger Jul 2018 #3

That happened to me once A HERETIC I AM Jul 2018 #4

Please don't use that as a speech at your child's wedding. IrishEyes Jul 2018 #6

Too late A HERETIC I AM Jul 2018 #8

I'll pass on the dare.;) nocoincidences Jul 2018 #5

This afternoon I went into the kitchen to get a glass of water The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2018 #7