Stand naked, with the FRONT of your legs against... (Reply #4)

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Sat Jul 28, 2018, 06:37 AM

4. Stand naked, with the FRONT of your legs against...

the front of the toilet. In other words, you are facing the toilet with your shins touching the toilet bowl. Take a deep breath and hold it, while thrusting your hips toward the toilet. This will cause your ass cheeks to squeeze together. Then, poop.

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44 replies	Author	Time	Post
Men, don't leave a mess while urinating as a guest in someone's home. [View all]	LuckyCharms	Jul 2018	OP
Looks difficult if you have a sciatic nerve problem.	democratisphere	Jul 2018	#1
This is why you never...	LuckyCharms	Jul 2018	#6
But what about....you know, number 2....	Lochloosa	Jul 2018	#2
Stand naked, with the FRONT of your legs against...	LuckyCharms	Jul 2018	#4
Didn't work. My wife is still pissed.	Lochloosa	Jul 2018	#25
Hahahahahahahaha!	brush	Jul 2018	#26
Sit facing the shelf with your comic book and chocolate milk.	sl8	Jul 2018	#23
Thanks for the laugh. nt	Kahuna7	Jul 2018	#29
LMAO	LuckyCharms	Jul 2018	#37
It's 430am and I just spit my coffee out	SkyDancer	Jul 2018	#3
LOL	LuckyCharms	Jul 2018	#5
I'm more of a Rodin kind of guy, but with a twist	Xipe Totec	Jul 2018	#7
I always go outside and piss on their garden.	LastLiberal in PalmSprings	Jul 2018	#8
I hesitated to comment	2naSalit	Jul 2018	#9
I'd be afraid my big old dick would get lost in the plumbing...or at least touch the water.	rusty quoin	Jul 2018	#10
That reminds me of the old joke of two guys at urinals and one says...	brush	Jul 2018	#27
sit down like all proper	LittleGirl	Jul 2018	#11
No sitzpinkler!	Victor_c3	Jul 2018	#12
OMG!! That...that video. 😂	Duppers	Jul 2018	#17
They do! Germans have the cleanest country	LittleGirl	Jul 2018	#19
Yup, but that video makes the point,	Duppers	Jul 2018	#21
What do most men have against that?	Duppers	Jul 2018	#14
thank you!	LittleGirl	Jul 2018	#18
You're most welcome.	Duppers	Jul 2018	#20
Follow instructions	keithbvadu2	Jul 2018	#13
Pee like Superman ?	left-of-center2012	Jul 2018	#15
Just install urinals as Cornell U. recommended 50 years ago, it is better for the environment, can	braddy	Jul 2018	#16
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.	NightWatcher	Jul 2018	#22
In his later years	Danascot	Jul 2018	#24
So he likes to play Superman on the john. Big deal.	Solly Mack	Jul 2018	#28
Solly, I think we all like to play superman on the John.	LuckyCharms	Jul 2018	#32
Not me. I'm Wonder Woman!	Solly Mack	Jul 2018	#33
Oh Jeez, LOL. So sorry!	LuckyCharms	Jul 2018	#34
How could you know? My toilet is invisible.	Solly Mack	Jul 2018	#35
Just piss in the sink	Kaleva	Jul 2018	#30
Easy for you to say.	LuckyCharms	Jul 2018	#31
Use the drinking cup or toothbrush cup	Kaleva	Jul 2018	#36
To stand on?	LuckyCharms	Jul 2018	#38
What is bound to happen if your companion flushes the loo while u are in this position?	Kaleva	Jul 2018	#39
There's going to be a bad argument.	LuckyCharms	Jul 2018	#40
Just: sit-to-pee.	In_The_Wind	Jul 2018	#41
Here's a variation for the public washroom	True Dough	Jul 2018	#42
This method is fine to use at home, though, right?	sl8	Jul 2018	#43
This message was self-deleted by its author	sl8	Jul 2018	#44

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