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TEB

(12,841 posts)
Mon Aug 27, 2018, 05:25 AM Aug 2018

First call people let's go eighth grade is waiting [View all]

05:00 I love Monday’s it is the only day I get to bounce the boys. So I sent the chocolate knucklehead back up 05:15 to do it again and he climbed back in bed to cuddle. In his defense he did stick around to help me make pancakes and bacon. I said go get em up and I go up and he dog is laying in bed with our one son. I walk in and get wag wag from him you boog are a piss poor wake up hound.

Then I unleash brutality in hitting the boys with the pillows come on let’s go time to get up eat and go learn school is waiting your arrival. You have German language class today the old man only knows enough German to order a beer or to get slapped by a nice woman. Your future is waiting you need to learn to get into a decent university and I have news your taking chocolate dog with you to college.

They stumble to bathroom half awake mumbling scratching their asses and balls , yup they’re guys I enjoy this immensely.

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