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jberryhill

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7. Crazy thing is..

Reply to unblock (Reply #6)

Sat Sep 22, 2018, 06:39 PM

Sep 2018

They ask when you are ticketed. They ask when you board, and they ask again when you are seated, I just look them in the eye and shout...

YES! I’M READY! WILLING! AND EAGER! TO KILL OR BE KILLED IN AN EMERGENCY! I WILL OBEY ALL CREWMEMBER INSTRUCTIONS AS IF THEY CAME FROM GOD HIMSELF AND, GOD WILLING, AS MANY OF US AS POSSIBLE WILL MAKE IT TO CHARLOTTE ALIVE!!!!

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Are you willing to perform all exit row functions in an emergency? [View all] jberryhill Sep 2018 OP

Yes. I keep my wits about me. I listen to the FAs's lecture. mahatmakanejeeves Sep 2018 #1

weird thing about trauma lapfog_1 Sep 2018 #2

Yes. I'm actually pretty sharp during a trauma MaryMagdaline Sep 2018 #3

Before agreeing to perform exit row functions people should be aware The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2018 #4

I was on a plane and a woman in the exit row refused to answer the flight attendant when asked. Cousin Dupree Sep 2018 #5

I've seen people say no. They just swap seats with someone more willing unblock Sep 2018 #6

Crazy thing is.. jberryhill Sep 2018 #7

I've Been The "Swapee" At Least 3 Times ProfessorGAC Sep 2018 #9

They'll have to catch me first, 'cause I'll be out that door and over the horizon petronius Sep 2018 #8

Yep jberryhill Sep 2018 #11

FA: Wait, petronius, don't forget to ... JustABozoOnThisBus Sep 2018 #12

Was on a flight once... Xolodno Sep 2018 #10