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Post a "Clean" joke [View all] maxrandb Feb 2019 OP
What did the Buddha say to the hot dog vendor?.... Zoonart Feb 2019 #1
In the version I heard it was the Dalai Lama bif Feb 2019 #15
HAHAHAHAH! Zoonart Feb 2019 #16
Two Irishmen walk out of a pub. zipplewrath Feb 2019 #2
I love your joke Ohiogal Feb 2019 #3
Are customerserviceguy Feb 2019 #8
Hahahahahaha! Ohiogal Feb 2019 #11
Here's one for the chemist maxrandb Feb 2019 #10
Love it! Thank you! Ohiogal Feb 2019 #12
Wanted: Candle Maker. Must work on wick ends. Beakybird Feb 2019 #4
A couple of riddles my grandfather told me, many years ago. Glorfindel Feb 2019 #5
Once, I was a whole string of one-liners. But now, I'm a frayed knot. unblock Feb 2019 #6
In that vein customerserviceguy Feb 2019 #7
A sandwich walks into a bar. Ohiogal Feb 2019 #9
Forgot to mention I'm giving a heart for every clean joke. maxrandb Feb 2019 #13
A magician walked down the street and turned into a bar... Wounded Bear Feb 2019 #14
A doctor, a lawyer and an engineer are playing a round of golf... A HERETIC I AM Feb 2019 #17
I was going to post that one! PoindexterOglethorpe Feb 2019 #40
LOL! A HERETIC I AM Feb 2019 #43
Woman gets pulled over for speeding. bif Feb 2019 #18
Which country's capital city has the fastest-growing population? True Dough Feb 2019 #19
.... A HERETIC I AM Feb 2019 #20
You know, A HERETIC I AM, True Dough Feb 2019 #23
Please tell me he wasn't in the toilet.... A HERETIC I AM Feb 2019 #25
You know what Elvis's last greatest hit was? True Dough Feb 2019 #27
.... A HERETIC I AM Feb 2019 #34
This message was self-deleted by its author geralmar Feb 2019 #21
How about the dyslexic atheist billh58 Feb 2019 #45
Life has been discovered on Jupiter's moon Europa! Ptah Feb 2019 #22
I was dreaming about cars all last night. Flaleftist Feb 2019 #24
And the Veal sucks!!! A HERETIC I AM Feb 2019 #26
What did the snail say when it rode on the back of the turtle? Aristus Feb 2019 #28
I love that joke and I always thought; A HERETIC I AM Feb 2019 #35
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? SaveOurDemocracy Feb 2019 #29
what's red and sits in a corner? Locrian Feb 2019 #30
Golfers. nocoincidences Feb 2019 #31
OK, that one's going for my golfer friends at the pub! n/t customerserviceguy Feb 2019 #42
Jesus is on the cross. geardaddy Feb 2019 #32
How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? thucythucy Feb 2019 #33
How many prep school boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? customerserviceguy Feb 2019 #41
What do you call 3 rabbits hopping backwards? mysteryowl Feb 2019 #36
Sigmund Freud, L. Ron Hubbard, and Daffy Duck are driving down the road... First Speaker Feb 2019 #37
2 rednecks go to Canada to hunt moose, benld74 Feb 2019 #38
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAH! A HERETIC I AM Feb 2019 #39
2 guys are hunting Marthe48 Feb 2019 #44
A chicken walks into the library, goes up to the central desk, and says to the librarian... ProudLib72 Feb 2019 #46
That's cute! geardaddy Feb 2019 #47
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