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In reply to the discussion: Post a "Clean" joke [View all]benld74
(9,904 posts)38. 2 rednecks go to Canada to hunt moose,
Charter a plane
Arrive at destination
During their stay they bag 6 moose. They call for the plane t return home with their prizes
Pilot sees the moose and tells them, "The plane can only carry xxx number of pounds. You can only bring back 4 moose".
Rednecks complain,
"The last time we did this the pilot allowed us to take back 6 moose! Same darn plane as yours!"
Pilot thinks about it. Shrugs his shoulders and allows them to fill the plane.
After takeoff, flying for a bit, attempted to gain altitude to cross mountain
Cannot get high enough.
Crash!!
Rednecks survive the crash
Begin to look around
One says, "Where you reckon we are?"
The other says, "Around the same place we came down last year."
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