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In reply to the discussion: Post a "Clean" joke [View all]Marthe48
(16,908 posts)44. 2 guys are hunting
One of them collapses and his friend calls 911. He tells the operator, "My friend collapsed and I think he's dead!" The operator says, "Are you sure?" The guy says, "Wait a minute." A second later, the operator hears a shot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says, "Yes, I'm sure."
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