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In reply to the discussion: Post a "Clean" joke [View all]ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)"Book".
The librarian doesn't know what to think, but she hands a book to the chicken. The chicken stuffs the book under her wing and struts out the door.
A few minutes later, the same chicken comes back into the library and says to the librarian, "Book, book."
The librarian thinks this is interesting, so she gives the chicken two more books. The chicken sticks a book under each wing and struts out the door.
Half an hour later, the same chicken appears before the librarian and says, "Book, book, book."
The librarian is flabbergasted. Is this chicken reading all these books? This time, the chicken receives three books, but the librarian follows her out. The librarian wants to know what is happening to all those books.
The chicken leads her out the door, behind the library, down a grassy slope to a little stream. There is a frog sitting there next to a pile of books. The chicken deposits the three new books beside the frog. The frog opens the first book, says, "Readit, readit", and tosses it aside.