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In reply to the discussion: Elegant and funny insults.... [View all]sarge43
(28,941 posts)29. Two of my Tallulah favorites
"My father warned me about men and whiskey. He didn't tell me about women and cocaine."
She was attending a high mass and one of the acolytes walked by the pew swinging the censer. In that one of a kind voice, "Dahhhling, I love your dress, but I think your purse is on fire."
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There's also that legendary one about sleeping with somebody for a certain amount of money
RZM
May 2012
#1
"Steel Magnolias" writer stole that line from Alice and its one of the funniest in the entire movie
Rowdyboy
May 2012
#15
On her deathbed, her final words were "Codeine....bourbon..." ....She was quite a woman
Rowdyboy
May 2012
#38