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In reply to the discussion: Post Your Corniest Joke [View all]ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)16. A snail goes into a bar.
Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind!" and kicks the poor snail out the door.
Four months later, the same snail comes into the bar and says, "What was that for?"
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It was a welcome relief to hear that story told at my grandmother's funeral.
applegrove
Apr 2019
#56
This one my cousin told me when he was 6-7. Why do elephants wear red shoes? So they can
okaawhatever
Apr 2019
#26