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In reply to the discussion: Post Your Corniest Joke [View all]okaawhatever
(9,461 posts)26. This one my cousin told me when he was 6-7. Why do elephants wear red shoes? So they can
hide in cherry trees.
We laughed politely. The cousin comes back after a minute or two.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
NO.
Must work then huh?
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It was a welcome relief to hear that story told at my grandmother's funeral.
applegrove
Apr 2019
#56
This one my cousin told me when he was 6-7. Why do elephants wear red shoes? So they can
okaawhatever
Apr 2019
#26