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In reply to the discussion: Post Your Corniest Joke [View all]happybird
(4,606 posts)32. A pirate walks into a bar
He's got a parrot on his shoulder, an eye patch, and a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.
The bartender asks, "Sir, why do you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?!"
"Aarrr, it's drivin' me nuts."
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It was a welcome relief to hear that story told at my grandmother's funeral.
applegrove
Apr 2019
#56
This one my cousin told me when he was 6-7. Why do elephants wear red shoes? So they can
okaawhatever
Apr 2019
#26