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Aristus

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50. A grasshopper goes in to a bar and orders a drink.
Wed Apr 17, 2019, 01:06 AM
Apr 2019

The bartender gives him a funny look, and eventually says: "You know, we've got a drink named after you."

The grasshopper replies: "Yeah? You have a drink named Steve?"

Post Your Corniest Joke [View all] ProudLib72 Apr 2019 OP
This one might be a hit for the under 7 years crowd MLAA Apr 2019 #1
I like the updated version TlalocW Apr 2019 #51
This is actually true: applegrove Apr 2019 #2
Good one! MLAA Apr 2019 #3
Wait a minute. What is the part that's true? ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #6
LOL! The kids actually said these things. The helicopter one happened a year applegrove Apr 2019 #9
I just LOVE the idea of helicopters taking PoindexterOglethorpe Apr 2019 #54
It was a welcome relief to hear that story told at my grandmother's funeral. applegrove Apr 2019 #56
What did the snail say when he was riding on the turtle? A HERETIC I AM Apr 2019 #4
Woof! ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #7
... A HERETIC I AM Apr 2019 #11
Mr. Snail got tired of being made fun of because he was so slow ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #13
I've heard that one as a kid. applegrove Apr 2019 #15
A snail goes into a bar. ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #16
LOL! applegrove Apr 2019 #18
ok, this is all I got... FM123 Apr 2019 #5
Speaking of the army. Do you know what a battalion is? Snotcicles Apr 2019 #8
That took me awhile ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #14
My Son True Blue American Apr 2019 #30
Here is joke I wrote when I was about 7 years old solara Apr 2019 #10
That's not so bad ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #12
Oh man, you made me laugh so hard... solara Apr 2019 #17
I can totally remember the day I learned it ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #20
So do I! True Blue American Apr 2019 #31
What did the mole say.... mbusby Apr 2019 #19
Yep, having your nose in a mole's butt is a sticky situation ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #21
Joke #1 Niagara Apr 2019 #22
Joke #2 Niagara Apr 2019 #23
Two nuns walked into a bar... uriel1972 Apr 2019 #24
Worst joke evaahhhh.....Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? okaawhatever Apr 2019 #25
I like that one! ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #37
This one my cousin told me when he was 6-7. Why do elephants wear red shoes? So they can okaawhatever Apr 2019 #26
A Bear and a Rabbit are taking a shit in the woods ... mr_lebowski Apr 2019 #27
Ok, that one had me laughing out loud! smirkymonkey Apr 2019 #40
What's this: clop clop clop bang! Clop clop clop bang! ? Hassin Bin Sober Apr 2019 #28
Knock knock -- who's there? -- A -- A who? Kablooie Apr 2019 #29
That one may hit me later today underpants Apr 2019 #33
I don't get it either--I'm dying for an explanation!! diva77 Apr 2019 #49
We have an explanation underpants Apr 2019 #60
I think I need to revisit the definition of "joke" diva77 Apr 2019 #63
Ok. Thanks. underpants Apr 2019 #61
A pirate walks into a bar happybird Apr 2019 #32
That's hilarious! smirkymonkey Apr 2019 #41
German kids used to tell this one: DFW Apr 2019 #34
Good, clean German humor is too tonic for me ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #39
I'll have you PUNished for that... uriel1972 Apr 2019 #46
Please don't. I just got up from hibernianating ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #47
"Way With Words" handmade34 Apr 2019 #57
Love that! kairos12 Apr 2019 #58
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Flaleftist Apr 2019 #35
Did you hear the one about the seagull that landed on the bouy? ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #36
This is one my Uncle authored. You have to an old geez to appreciate. Snotcicles Apr 2019 #38
This is one of my dad's favorite jokes. smirkymonkey Apr 2019 #42
What do you call a big Irish spider? ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #43
*snort* smirkymonkey Apr 2019 #44
What's invisible & smells like carrots? peacefreak2.0 Apr 2019 #45
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? diva77 Apr 2019 #48
A grasshopper goes in to a bar and orders a drink. Aristus Apr 2019 #50
The ones I like TlalocW Apr 2019 #52
Here's one. brush Apr 2019 #53
Loved the intro underpants Apr 2019 #62
My son, who is mildly autistic, has been known to tell this joke: PoindexterOglethorpe Apr 2019 #55
I have told this. joke for years. It's great. kairos12 Apr 2019 #59
2 Cows were standing in a field kairos12 Apr 2019 #64
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