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In reply to the discussion: Post Your Corniest Joke [View all]TlalocW
(15,374 posts)52. The ones I like
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
My favorite though is when I'm eating with a group of people, and I'll ask, "Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?" then keep eating as people stare at me waiting me to finish and then one-by-one, they get it and react.
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It was a welcome relief to hear that story told at my grandmother's funeral.
applegrove
Apr 2019
#56
This one my cousin told me when he was 6-7. Why do elephants wear red shoes? So they can
okaawhatever
Apr 2019
#26