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In reply to the discussion: Post Your Corniest Joke [View all]kairos12
(12,852 posts)64. 2 Cows were standing in a field
when one says to the other:
"Did you hear about that thing going around called Mad Cow Disease?"
The second cow says: "Mad Cow Disease, what do I care, I'm a helicopter!"
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It was a welcome relief to hear that story told at my grandmother's funeral.
applegrove
Apr 2019
#56
This one my cousin told me when he was 6-7. Why do elephants wear red shoes? So they can
okaawhatever
Apr 2019
#26