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lkinwi

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37. My roommate gets his evening snack and then goes to my bed for a nap.
Wed Feb 12, 2020, 07:01 PM
Feb 2020

If I’m not in bed sometime between 9and 10 he comes back out and gives me a piece of his mind.

"My roommate" taps my shoulder incessantly unless I turn over and face her as I sleep. nt tblue37 Feb 2020 #1
My roommate follows me into the bathroom whenever I have to pee. NurseJackie Feb 2020 #3
2 of my other roommates, one male, one female, follow me into the bathroom and wrestle tblue37 Feb 2020 #15
My roommate ginnyinWI Feb 2020 #2
OMG! NurseJackie Feb 2020 #4
He's a six month old kitten. ginnyinWI Feb 2020 #17
Mine too. Hides under the covers. Walleye Feb 2020 #66
my roommate likes to stare at me forever until I relent and let her get under the bed... SWBTATTReg Feb 2020 #5
My roommate hops in my bed during thunderstorms. NurseJackie Feb 2020 #9
Ha ha heh...our babies, what would we do without them? Thanks! SWBTATTReg Feb 2020 #11
I once found a former roommate mnhtnbb Feb 2020 #114
My roommate repeatedly licks his lips when he sees me eating something Sucha NastyWoman Feb 2020 #6
My roommate likes to sleep in the litterbox. Dale Neiburg Feb 2020 #7
Oh dear! NurseJackie Feb 2020 #10
My roommate leaps at my torso to make me hold him and carry him around. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2020 #8
My roommate used to play with a big rock in our back yard leftieNanner Feb 2020 #12
Annie sounds delightful! NurseJackie Feb 2020 #14
She was the sweetest 75 lb. roommate I ever had leftieNanner Feb 2020 #25
My roommate likes to sleep between my legs. SamKnause Feb 2020 #13
My roommate will take a paper napkin from the trash can and shred it into confetti... NurseJackie Feb 2020 #16
Ah. Recycling! Control-Z Feb 2020 #39
My roommate never greets me at the door. I must seek out her Highness. Funtatlaguy Feb 2020 #18
My roommate cuddles next to me on the sofa... then farts. NurseJackie Feb 2020 #22
Lol. Mine too. I swear she waits to fart when she's next to me. Funtatlaguy Feb 2020 #32
My roommate made friends with a possum. happybird Feb 2020 #19
Yikes! 'Possums... so many teeth! NurseJackie Feb 2020 #20
My male roommate sits on the side of the tub as I bathe and demands that I let the cold water tblue37 Feb 2020 #21
I admire you! NurseJackie Feb 2020 #23
That (overweight!) roommate also climbs onto my lap when I sit on the toilet and expects tblue37 Feb 2020 #47
Would he like a small waterfall? Karadeniz Feb 2020 #48
Nope. I tried one of those fountain bowls. He ignored it, because I wasn't involved in tblue37 Feb 2020 #52
My 100 pound roommate sits on my lap each morning and kisses my morning breath... Phentex Feb 2020 #24
True love! NurseJackie Feb 2020 #83
My roommate sdfernando Feb 2020 #26
If I could do that, I probably would too. NurseJackie Feb 2020 #27
Why? DEbluedude Feb 2020 #88
My roommate slept right by the bedroom door till I finally relented and let him sleep by the bed captain queeg Feb 2020 #28
My roommate used to run so fast on a slippery floor... Just_Vote_Dem Feb 2020 #29
I can see it! NurseJackie Feb 2020 #30
My roommate Ohiogal Feb 2020 #31
That's very talented. My roommate would eat them. NurseJackie Feb 2020 #33
my roommate turns on the light Fresh_Start Feb 2020 #34
Athena is very smart. I admire her! NurseJackie Feb 2020 #38
she taught herself Fresh_Start Feb 2020 #41
My sister's roommate used to stand on the dresser & endlessly flick the bedroom light tblue37 Feb 2020 #56
smart roommate Fresh_Start Feb 2020 #60
My smallest room mate safeinOhio Feb 2020 #35
my roommate plays pat-a-cake Fresh_Start Feb 2020 #36
My roommate gets his evening snack and then goes to my bed for a nap. lkinwi Feb 2020 #37
My roommate ploppy Feb 2020 #40
LOL! Swatting bubbles is better than swatting (or sniffing) a candle flame. NurseJackie Feb 2020 #42
My roommate loves to go shopping jls4561 Feb 2020 #43
My roommate does NOT like seeing animals on TV... they are invaders in our home!! NurseJackie Feb 2020 #44
In the morning when I open the blinds and turn on the desk top, sarge43 Feb 2020 #45
Every night before bed my roommate... Purrfessor Feb 2020 #46
You are a very lucky Momma indeed! I love this! NurseJackie Feb 2020 #55
My wife is her momma. I'm her daddy and I don't get a goodnight kiss. 🤣 Purrfessor Feb 2020 #89
... NurseJackie Feb 2020 #92
One of my roommates used to wake me up in the morning by repeatedly hitting "print" tblue37 Feb 2020 #49
Oh dear... I can't stop laughing at this! NurseJackie Feb 2020 #53
LOL Ferrets are Cool Feb 2020 #70
I LOVE this thread!! nt tblue37 Feb 2020 #50
My roommate, when he was staying at roommate hotel, opened a door and let out all the future Karadeniz Feb 2020 #51
I'm guessing your roommate is a Capuchin? NurseJackie Feb 2020 #54
My roommate chews on a squeaky tennis ball which woodsprite Feb 2020 #57
My roommate swallowed the squeaky part from one of his toys. NurseJackie Feb 2020 #61
One of my roommates decided to pee in the toaster. We found out the next morning when we put bread Karadeniz Feb 2020 #58
OMG! Your roommate needs help! NurseJackie Feb 2020 #59
My kitten roommate fetches balls and paper... bamagal62 Feb 2020 #62
No, no, no! You must not say "kitten" or "dog"! nt tblue37 Feb 2020 #110
My roommate demands attention by alittlelark Feb 2020 #63
My roommate licks my toes. NurseJackie Feb 2020 #64
My babycat Othello I_UndergroundPanther Feb 2020 #65
The late, oh-so-great Mr. Beau Brummell would bury a bone in plain sight. A HERETIC I AM Feb 2020 #67
Your affection and reverence for BB brought a tear to my eye. Great story. Thanks for sharing. nt chowder66 Feb 2020 #99
What a handsome boy he was! nt tblue37 Feb 2020 #111
💛🕯 sprinkleeninow Feb 2020 #128
My roommate announces very loudly to the bamagal62 Feb 2020 #68
You have a very talented roommate! NurseJackie Feb 2020 #72
My roommate dances around like the happiest creature in the entire world Ferrets are Cool Feb 2020 #69
Look! See what I left you! It's a special gift just for you! I'm so proud! NurseJackie Feb 2020 #71
That is EXACTLY what he is saying to us Ferrets are Cool Feb 2020 #73
my cat basil LOVED raw beans. mostly pole beans.did not know til i found stolen beans. pansypoo53219 Feb 2020 #74
My roommate loves strawberries. NurseJackie Feb 2020 #77
One of my roommates puts her head on my lap while I am reading or watching TV. Polly Hennessey Feb 2020 #75
You have a great roommate! NurseJackie Feb 2020 #78
"My roommate" LiberalLoner Feb 2020 #76
That's a VERY special and loving roommate! NurseJackie Feb 2020 #80
Bobo is the best kitty ever! 😀 LiberalLoner Feb 2020 #98
My roomate samplegirl Feb 2020 #79
"Feed me! I'm starving! You're so cruel!" NurseJackie Feb 2020 #81
My roommate sits on the edge of the bathtub spooky3 Feb 2020 #82
Lucky you! NurseJackie Feb 2020 #84
He's so funny. Recently adopted foster; big and dumb as a rock. Nt spooky3 Feb 2020 #85
My roommate likes to stand in front of me and stare at me until I give her cookies kimbutgar Feb 2020 #86
I don't know if it's funny but. Lunabell Feb 2020 #87
My roommate sometimes gets the hiccups... and after every "hic" he moves to another spot... NurseJackie Feb 2020 #94
One of my 3 roommates insists on... 3catwoman3 Feb 2020 #90
After watching my wife pee in the morning... Harker Feb 2020 #91
We do magic carpet rides Generic Brad Feb 2020 #93
I can see it! I love it! NurseJackie Feb 2020 #95
My roommates Niagara Feb 2020 #96
My roommate likes to... Xolodno Feb 2020 #97
My roommates chase each other around our home at odd hours of the night benld74 Feb 2020 #100
I'm an enabler too. I totally understand. NurseJackie Feb 2020 #101
My roommate likes to lay on the floor in front of the shower when I take a shower making me step Pachamama Feb 2020 #102
My roommate would do this too... NurseJackie Feb 2020 #103
My roommate Eula the Cat will smell something and open her mouth a little The Genealogist Feb 2020 #104
I can totally see that! NurseJackie Feb 2020 #105
My roommate ambushes me from on top of the office door. n/t TygrBright Feb 2020 #106
Oh dear! NurseJackie Feb 2020 #108
My roommate tries to wake me up in the morning by licking me wherever she can reach. eppur_se_muova Feb 2020 #107
What is it with roommates wanting to be with us and watch us pee?? NurseJackie Feb 2020 #109
One of my roommates, who left me in 1985, used to watch golf on a small TV on a small wire tblue37 Feb 2020 #112
OMG! That's the best!! I love it! NurseJackie Feb 2020 #113
I have two room mates. ChazInAz Feb 2020 #115
LOL! During bathtime, my roommate likes to taste the bathwater! NurseJackie Feb 2020 #116
My roommate is also my Valentine BigmanPigman Feb 2020 #117
My youngest roommate races around the house crashing into things . . . pazzyanne Feb 2020 #118
My roommate sleeps next to me marlakay Feb 2020 #119
I have an eight year old cat adopted off the street Skittles Feb 2020 #120
My dog purrs when get pet🙂nt Javaman Feb 2020 #121
My roomate will follow me when I walk, but do it all sneaky-like sakabatou Feb 2020 #122
We have 2 roommates... ihaveaquestion Feb 2020 #123
My roommate Rebl2 Feb 2020 #124
3 American Gascons BlueTexasMan Feb 2020 #125
A sign on our patio: 'WELCOME TO OUR ATIO-NOTICE THERE'S NO P-PLEASE KEEP IT THAT WAY!' sprinkleeninow Feb 2020 #126
my feline roomate drinks coffee with me in the morning gopiscrap Feb 2020 #127
My youngest roommate likes to steal q-tips from the trash and dip them in the toilet. herding cats Feb 2020 #129
My roommate gets worried if anyone is sitting or laying on the floor. I have MS and I fall Cousin Dupree Feb 2020 #130
My roommate wryter2000 Feb 2020 #131
My roomie worries if I swear cate94 Feb 2020 #132
My roommate... CaptYossarian Feb 2020 #133
Love it! NurseJackie Feb 2020 #134
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