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In reply to the discussion: Tell me something funny or odd or sweet that your pet does... [View all]woodsprite
(11,911 posts)57. My roommate chews on a squeaky tennis ball which
She rolls across the coffee table when she wants attention.
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"My roommate" taps my shoulder incessantly unless I turn over and face her as I sleep. nt
tblue37
Feb 2020
#1
2 of my other roommates, one male, one female, follow me into the bathroom and wrestle
tblue37
Feb 2020
#15
my roommate likes to stare at me forever until I relent and let her get under the bed...
SWBTATTReg
Feb 2020
#5
My roommate leaps at my torso to make me hold him and carry him around.
The Velveteen Ocelot
Feb 2020
#8
My roommate will take a paper napkin from the trash can and shred it into confetti...
NurseJackie
Feb 2020
#16
My male roommate sits on the side of the tub as I bathe and demands that I let the cold water
tblue37
Feb 2020
#21
That (overweight!) roommate also climbs onto my lap when I sit on the toilet and expects
tblue37
Feb 2020
#47
Nope. I tried one of those fountain bowls. He ignored it, because I wasn't involved in
tblue37
Feb 2020
#52
My 100 pound roommate sits on my lap each morning and kisses my morning breath...
Phentex
Feb 2020
#24
My roommate slept right by the bedroom door till I finally relented and let him sleep by the bed
captain queeg
Feb 2020
#28
My sister's roommate used to stand on the dresser & endlessly flick the bedroom light
tblue37
Feb 2020
#56
LOL! Swatting bubbles is better than swatting (or sniffing) a candle flame.
NurseJackie
Feb 2020
#42
My roommate does NOT like seeing animals on TV... they are invaders in our home!!
NurseJackie
Feb 2020
#44
One of my roommates used to wake me up in the morning by repeatedly hitting "print"
tblue37
Feb 2020
#49
My roommate, when he was staying at roommate hotel, opened a door and let out all the future
Karadeniz
Feb 2020
#51
One of my roommates decided to pee in the toaster. We found out the next morning when we put bread
Karadeniz
Feb 2020
#58
The late, oh-so-great Mr. Beau Brummell would bury a bone in plain sight.
A HERETIC I AM
Feb 2020
#67
Your affection and reverence for BB brought a tear to my eye. Great story. Thanks for sharing. nt
chowder66
Feb 2020
#99
My roommate dances around like the happiest creature in the entire world
Ferrets are Cool
Feb 2020
#69
my cat basil LOVED raw beans. mostly pole beans.did not know til i found stolen beans.
pansypoo53219
Feb 2020
#74
One of my roommates puts her head on my lap while I am reading or watching TV.
Polly Hennessey
Feb 2020
#75
My roommate likes to stand in front of me and stare at me until I give her cookies
kimbutgar
Feb 2020
#86
My roommate sometimes gets the hiccups... and after every "hic" he moves to another spot...
NurseJackie
Feb 2020
#94
My roommate likes to lay on the floor in front of the shower when I take a shower making me step
Pachamama
Feb 2020
#102
My roommate Eula the Cat will smell something and open her mouth a little
The Genealogist
Feb 2020
#104
My roommate tries to wake me up in the morning by licking me wherever she can reach.
eppur_se_muova
Feb 2020
#107
One of my roommates, who left me in 1985, used to watch golf on a small TV on a small wire
tblue37
Feb 2020
#112
A sign on our patio: 'WELCOME TO OUR ATIO-NOTICE THERE'S NO P-PLEASE KEEP IT THAT WAY!'
sprinkleeninow
Feb 2020
#126
My youngest roommate likes to steal q-tips from the trash and dip them in the toilet.
herding cats
Feb 2020
#129
My roommate gets worried if anyone is sitting or laying on the floor. I have MS and I fall
Cousin Dupree
Feb 2020
#130