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In reply to the discussion: Dumbest ways you've injured yourself. [View all]Baitball Blogger
(46,700 posts)8. I've done the pruning/ladder stunt.
Where you leave the hand pruners on the top of the ladder, and then you forget they're up there and pull the ladder towards you and the pruners hit you in the face.
And, of course, I did the classic stepping on the hand plough trick.
Mostly garden accidents because I get into the task and do dumb stupid things from exhaustion.
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I had paint on my arm one time. I opened the turpintine and rubbed it up and down my arm. Turns
applegrove
Jun 2012
#2
I have a theory about people, especially mothers, who shout out warning when you're doing
Baitball Blogger
Jun 2012
#32
I came from a small campus where they sucked the life out of campus social life for
Baitball Blogger
Jun 2012
#46
Getting absolutely shitfaced and challenging a 6' Norwegian marathon runner to a race.
HopeHoops
Jun 2012
#49
In all fairness to you the slope and 140 pounds of canine enthusiasm would have
Baitball Blogger
Jun 2012
#48
Anything violent that ends "on my face," or '"in the face" is always morbidly funny.
Baitball Blogger
Jun 2012
#67
Tried to get my fiance off the bed and into the car while he was having a seizure
blueamy66
Jun 2012
#55
Okay, Bertha, you should have started with the shooting your foot with a BB gun--intentionally.
Baitball Blogger
Jun 2012
#73
I wouldn't call it a farm accident as my parents weren't farmers especially
LiberalFighter
Jun 2012
#78
"Dumbest"? Well ... "karate-chopping" a piece of wood during wood shop in high school ...
zbdent
Jun 2012
#106
Oh. Man. You gotta meet the guy who broke his foot playing air guitar.
Baitball Blogger
Jun 2012
#122
Thanks. I've been interested in physics ever since. Tachypsycia I prefer to avoid...
Scuba
Jun 2012
#131
I punched a hole in my thumb with the milk machine during freshman orientation at college
Nikia
Jun 2012
#134
Sounds like something you would see in a Coyote - Road Runner cartoon.
Baitball Blogger
Jul 2012
#142
ya know the scene in Christmas story where the kid gets his tougne stuck on the flagpole?
dembotoz
Jul 2012
#144
So I was young, stupid and bored sitting in my mom's car by myself
charlie and algernon
Jul 2012
#161