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In reply to the discussion: Dumbest ways you've injured yourself. [View all]Generic Brad
(14,274 posts)38. Head injury defrosting my refrigerator
More than 20 years ago I slipped on a chunk of ice that had fallen on the floor from my open freezer. Both feet slid forward, I fell backwards, and the back of my head slammed into an open kitchen drawer.
Yes. I cut the back my head right behind my ear on a kitchen drawer while defrosting my refrigerator.
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#134
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So I was young, stupid and bored sitting in my mom's car by myself
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