"It wasn't me."

[Rorey]

2. Reminds me of the time

This reminds me of something my son told me about years ago. His then-girlfriend had gotten a big pack of diapers as part of a baby shower she was going to attend. The pack was in an upstairs bedroom when she and my son left for work in the morning. When they came home in the afternoon, most of the pack of diapers was in the back yard, with traces of the packaging and diapers here and there all the way down the stairs. My son thought it was hilarious. He was envisioning their Boxer mix pulling that package, which probably weighed more than she did at the time, down the stairs.

Of course this was the same dog that completely destroyed a couch and a mattress digging through them to find toys.

But I still loved her. That was a lot of years ago. When my son and gf broke up, she got custody of the dog. I think she's probably gone over that Rainbow Bridge by now.