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jmowreader

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20. I'm not her, but if I was...

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Reply #16)

Thu Feb 11, 2021, 01:28 PM

Feb 2021

I would get two of my friends together, have one of them shave me bald while the other shot video, then monetize the video on YouTube and use the proceeds to buy a case of hair spray.

I am big on off-label usage of various products, but using spray adhesive on my hair is not one of the things I would try.

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Lil Uzi Vert embedded a $24 million diamond into his forehead so he wouldn't lose it [View all] Celerity Feb 2021 OP

Twenty four million dollars Deuxcents Feb 2021 #1

You know the old saying, a fool and his money, yada yada yada. Initech Feb 2021 #38

hmmmm, seems to me that is just a 24 million dollar "mug me" sign on his forehead. Thomas Hurt Feb 2021 #2

Or worse ... really a pretty dangerous and silly thing to do ... mr_lebowski Feb 2021 #3

What a Moran! How high do you have to be think up this dumb shit? tulipsandroses Feb 2021 #4

He'll be bankrupt in 2 years TexasBushwhacker Feb 2021 #5

Don't worry, Trump will bail him out! Initech Feb 2021 #39

This seems extreme. LudwigPastorius Feb 2021 #6

'I've never considered sticking them up my ass.' Celerity Feb 2021 #7

Glue just doesn't seem very secure. LudwigPastorius Feb 2021 #9

When in doubt, rivet FTW. Celerity Feb 2021 #10

This woman might not agree about the glue not being secure! Totally Tunsie Feb 2021 #16

I heard about that! LudwigPastorius Feb 2021 #18

I'm not her, but if I was... jmowreader Feb 2021 #20

Ewww Demovictory9 Feb 2021 #8

If he is afraid of losing it, might I... 3catwoman3 Feb 2021 #11

Nobody can see it if it's in a safety deposit box. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2021 #30

Let me guess.....Gorilla Glue? Sogo Feb 2021 #12

I did some research. Here's how they did it. jmowreader Feb 2021 #13

So, no trepanation necessary? LudwigPastorius Feb 2021 #19

So it's just sewn into his skin and not embedded in his skull? The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2021 #31

Well, OK. Solly Mack Feb 2021 #14

Publicity stunt or just plain idiot. Fla Dem Feb 2021 #15

Some people have way too much money for their own good. Totally Tunsie Feb 2021 #17

So what's preventing someone jrandom421 Feb 2021 #21

Morals and an escape route. Iggo Feb 2021 #24

For someone jrandom421 Feb 2021 #25

Yep, first barrier (morals) crossed. Iggo Feb 2021 #28

So how many minutes before Ari Melber books him for his MSNBC show? Paladin Feb 2021 #22

I hate the term "asking for it"... Iggo Feb 2021 #23

bright but not shining Celerity Feb 2021 #26

Oh sure, just put a "Come get me, Thanos" sign on your forehead gratuitous Feb 2021 #27

I hope it came with a good pair of running shoes lame54 Feb 2021 #29

Not to be outdone, I gorilla glued an M&M to my forehead. Kaleva Feb 2021 #32

but is it a pink one? Celerity Feb 2021 #33

Living in Trump country, i thought it safest to use a red one. Kaleva Feb 2021 #34

or these (white as in white power) Celerity Feb 2021 #35

Vision called, he wants the Mind Stone back! Initech Feb 2021 #36

It looks like a big ol' zit. catbyte Feb 2021 #37