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Beastly Boy

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11. Did you hear this one?

Reply to soothsayer (Original post)

Sun Mar 21, 2021, 08:10 AM

Mar 2021

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a barber shop. The priest says to the barber: I want to cut my hare”. The pastor looked at the rabbit with concern but remained silent for fear of being autocorrected.

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George Takei shares a joke [View all] soothsayer Mar 2021 OP

Oy..... fantase56 Mar 2021 #1

I heard the guy who invented autocorrect died central scrutinizer Mar 2021 #2

I love that one soothsayer Mar 2021 #3

Took few minutes and help from hubby, but finally got. Funny! Nt intheozone Mar 2021 #4

I haven't gotten it yet...help if you can.... Stuart G Mar 2021 #10

(Rabbi ... rabbit ... ergo: typo) 11 Bravo Mar 2021 #13

That's great! Karadeniz Mar 2021 #5

Very oood one. I'll keep it on file. brush Mar 2021 #6

K & R for the smiles. Marie Marie Mar 2021 #7

LOL! Martin68 Mar 2021 #8

Good medicine for hard times. Postal Grunt Mar 2021 #9

Did you hear this one? Beastly Boy Mar 2021 #11

It was a Jewish space rabbit IronLionZion Mar 2021 #12

well, that took a second markie Mar 2021 #14