Two signs that it's that time of life (stage)

[dweller]

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Sign 1 : it’s still March here, so no green grass to speak, but I’m resolved to mowing with my self propelled the borders of my yard a bit each day, leaving the middle to my rider that I purchased used with 1st stimulus check ... it’s actually just about as hard to steer the beast around as it is to chase the self propelled, plus it has headlights, so can piss off the neighbors who hire it out to crews that arrive 7am to mow ...

Stage 2: I’m committed to put lying my life into complete disorder before my times up, as I’ve had a 40 year old head start, why mess with a good thing ?
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