Good Day DU (June 17, 2021)

[OriginalGeek]

7. Men should wear 3-piece suits to church

I'm an atheist who left church at 17 so haven't been in one for anything other than a wedding or a funeral in 40 years but we always wore suits to church.

My wife gets mad at me when we're on our way to some breakfast joint on Sunday mornings and we pass people wearing shorts and flip flops and heading into any of those modern new-age churches and I yell at them "JESUS DOESN'T LOVE YOU COMING TO HIS HOUSE DRESSED LIKE THAT!".

I don't know why she's mad - it's not like they can hear me - she won't even let me roll down the windows.

I don't even have a suit any more so if someone did trick me into going to church I guess I'd have to wear my kilt and formal Prince Charlie jacket and vest with white shirt, green tie and kilt-hose and my Allen Edmunds wingtips.

and that's all.