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3. for one of my dogs birthday presents i went outside and came back in a whole bunch of times

Mon Sep 20, 2021, 09:01 AM

Sep 2021

..during the day just so they would get the joy of seeing me 'come home' a lot.

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So my wife asked, what is the difference between a new dog and a husband. [View all] Duncanpup Sep 2021 OP

You're skating on thin ice EYESORE 9001 Sep 2021 #1

Sherman A1 and you and I need to go on tour Duncanpup Sep 2021 #2

george carlin used to do this joke about forgetting his car keys jcgoldie Sep 2021 #4

Awww Duncanpup Sep 2021 #5

Sexism test: Replace "husband" with "wife" and see if it's still funny. nt Binkie The Clown Sep 2021 #6

Actually, she meant the difference between a puppy and a new wife is ... marble falls Sep 2021 #7

What's the difference between a bond and a man? csziggy Sep 2021 #8