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red dog 1

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Sat Nov 6, 2021, 08:12 PM Nov 2021

Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google - Part 46 [View all]

Last edited Wed Mar 2, 2022, 05:52 PM - Edit history (2)

(Guesses are always welcome)


1) "I dated a chick with three nipples one time.. Well, I thought it was a nipple..Turns out, it was a boil"

2) "Tommy, I need a ride downtown"

3) "Oh, I'm just a kid, sir!" (answered)

4) "Big steps and little 'uns'" (answered)

5) "The guy was an interior decorator!" (answered)

6) "And you expect to make enough money in the stock market to take Allbright to Cancun?"

7) "Sheesh, what a grouch!" (answered)

8) "Who died and made YOU T-Bone Walker?"

9) "I only came downtown to have one of my suits serviced!" (answered)

10) "Anybody touches my liquor'll get cut!"

11) "When I was a kid, you two were old ladies..Now I'm old, and you two are still old!"

12) "Heck no, we won't go!" (answered)

13) "The trouble with you Yanks is that you are oversexed, overpaid, and over here!" (answered)

14) "My name is Harry, and I'm an alcoholic!"

15) "I lost my shoe!"







More TV lines from Part 45:
https://democraticunderground.com/10181563019

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4) All Creatures Great and Small. Irish_Dem Nov 2021 #1
Yes red dog 1 Nov 2021 #9
"How much is there?" "Neighborhood of 300k." "That'sa, that'sa...very respectable neighborhood." Kittycatkat Nov 2021 #2
I clearly don't know how to play this game, but it was fun none the less. Kittycatkat Nov 2021 #15
5) "The guy was an interior decorator!" flotsam2 Nov 2021 #3
You got it! red dog 1 Nov 2021 #10
"Homey don't play that." Bayard Nov 2021 #4
In Living Color red dog 1 Nov 2021 #11
7 is the Honeymooners. Wolf Frankula Nov 2021 #5
You got it, Wolf! red dog 1 Nov 2021 #12
"The only way VGNonly Nov 2021 #6
Better call Saul mercuryblues Jul 2022 #377
#13 VGNonly Nov 2021 #7
Ding! red dog 1 Nov 2021 #13
Why can't you be a normal boy and swallow goldfish? Angleae Nov 2021 #8
"I'll have a big salad" red dog 1 Nov 2021 #14
Seinfeld Mad_Dem_X Nov 2021 #38
Yep red dog 1 Nov 2021 #39
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. Angleae Nov 2021 #16
MASH red dog 1 Nov 2021 #17
Correct Angleae Nov 2021 #19
I think it was the psychiatrist who visited MASH every so often red dog 1 Nov 2021 #22
Sidney Freedman Angleae Nov 2021 #23
Yep, that's him....I remembered his name about 6 hours after I posted that. red dog 1 Nov 2021 #24
"Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?" red dog 1 Nov 2021 #18
Leave it to Beaver Angleae Nov 2021 #20
Of course red dog 1 Nov 2021 #21
Ah, the dirtiest line ever uttered Disaffected Jun 2022 #342
Alex is reading me "Robin Hood," where he robs from the poor and gives to the rich. Angleae Nov 2021 #25
Family Ties (I think) Not Heidi Jan 2022 #144
"I don't know anyone named Heywood Jablome!" red dog 1 Nov 2021 #26
The Simpsons (Mo the bartender?) Sky Jewels Oct 2022 #457
Not the tv show I was thinking of red dog 1 Oct 2022 #467
Love means never having to hear "i'm pregnant." Angleae Nov 2021 #27
Married with Children? red dog 1 Nov 2021 #28
Nope Angleae Nov 2021 #30
"How come Eddie's such a creepy guy?" red dog 1 Nov 2021 #29
Leave it to Beaver. Wolf Frankula Dec 2021 #64
Ding! red dog 1 Dec 2021 #67
"Your mother was working the Bon-Bon concession at the Eiffel Tower" red dog 1 Nov 2021 #31
"A fat woman came into the shoe store today & said that she was a size five.." red dog 1 Nov 2021 #32
Married with Children Angleae Nov 2021 #33
Of course red dog 1 Nov 2021 #35
I tried to use our ATM card, I stuck it in, it spit it out... and it laughed at me. Angleae Nov 2021 #34
"It was just me and my computer...and the girls from Planet Slut" red dog 1 Nov 2021 #36
"34 59 20 VGNonly Nov 2021 #37
"Oof, Madone! He looks terrible!" red dog 1 Nov 2021 #40
"I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!" red dog 1 Nov 2021 #41
"The crowd is, uh..curious, but well-behaved; and I think I hear something now..Uh, the crowd red dog 1 Nov 2021 #42
WKRP in Cincinnati susanr516 Nov 2021 #47
Yeah, Les was doing a live on-the-scene report from a Cincinnati mall red dog 1 Nov 2021 #49
"The only thing all-gassed-up in that Jeep was us!" red dog 1 Nov 2021 #43
MASH Angleae Nov 2021 #44
Ding! red dog 1 Nov 2021 #48
Any last requests before we kill you mr. #####.....yes Tribetime Nov 2021 #45
14 dumb and dumber? Tribetime Nov 2021 #46
No, it's from a TV show red dog 1 Nov 2021 #50
"The guy was an interior decorator!" red dog 1 Nov 2021 #51
The Sopranos? MatthewHatesTrump2 Mar 2022 #245
It's from the episode called "Pine Barrons" red dog 1 Mar 2022 #248
"Quickly as you can, snatch the pebble from my hand" red dog 1 Nov 2021 #52
"Kung Fu." Harker Nov 2021 #53
You got it, Hark red dog 1 Nov 2021 #54
That's near the tail end of my viewership, Red! n/t Harker Nov 2021 #55
I could've used a little more cowbell. Angleae Dec 2021 #56
Christopher Walken, Saturday Night Live Not Heidi Jan 2022 #142
Correct Angleae Jan 2022 #143
"What was I thinking when I said 'I do'? I'd already had sex with her, I didn't need that again.." red dog 1 Dec 2021 #57
"They're minerals, Marie!" red dog 1 Dec 2021 #58
Everybody Loves Raymond? Sky Jewels Oct 2022 #447
No, it wasn't a sit-com red dog 1 Oct 2022 #473
"You big dummy!" red dog 1 Dec 2021 #59
Sanford & Son Mad_Dem_X Dec 2021 #61
Absolutely! red dog 1 Dec 2021 #62
Bob and June Wheeler, ya Yugoslavian recidivist knuckleheads, you! What the heck brings you by? Angleae Dec 2021 #60
"Who turns down a Junior Mint?" red dog 1 Dec 2021 #63
Seinfeld Mad_Dem_X Dec 2021 #69
Ding! red dog 1 Dec 2021 #72
"I like movies about life in the future." Wolf Frankula Dec 2021 #65
Hint. The Movie was One Million B.C. Wolf Frankula Dec 2021 #98
This is the city ... Angleae Dec 2021 #66
Dragnet? Mad_Dem_X Dec 2021 #70
Yes Angleae Dec 2021 #71
"How'd you like one across yo' lips?" red dog 1 Dec 2021 #68
"Pow! Right in the kisser!" red dog 1 Dec 2021 #73
The Honeymooners? Angleae Dec 2021 #74
Absolutely! red dog 1 Dec 2021 #76
And look at that, it's a Ronald Reagan pen, it's got no point. Angleae Dec 2021 #75
Was it that sitcom staring a space alien who wore rainbow suspenders? Brother Buzz Dec 2021 #80
Why yes it was. Angleae Dec 2021 #81
"A cow house?" red dog 1 Dec 2021 #77
"Yea were the cows live" VGNonly Feb 2022 #233
"Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger!" red dog 1 Dec 2021 #78
SNL Angleae Dec 2021 #79
Ding! red dog 1 Dec 2021 #82
"You hear what I said, Ton?" red dog 1 Dec 2021 #83
"When I was a kid I was afraid of clowns." red dog 1 Dec 2021 #84
Would you like to be a chef? / Nah, I'd rather be a man. Angleae Dec 2021 #85
"He struck Voltaire!" First Speaker Dec 2021 #86
"I only live here, I don't have anything to do with the dead people" red dog 1 Dec 2021 #87
"Sit on it, Richie!" red dog 1 Dec 2021 #88
Happy Days. Wolf Frankula Dec 2021 #89
That's it! red dog 1 Dec 2021 #90
"I'll have a big salad" red dog 1 Dec 2021 #91
Seinfeld (Elaine) Sky Jewels Oct 2022 #452
Correctamundo! red dog 1 Oct 2022 #471
We live for the One, we die for the One! Angleae Dec 2021 #92
Babylon Five Wolf Frankula Feb 2022 #234
Correct Angleae Feb 2022 #235
"Tris, there's vomit all over the passenger seat!" red dog 1 Dec 2021 #93
I'm a bird! I'm a plane! I'm a choo-choo train! Touchdown! Angleae Dec 2021 #94
"ELVIS IS CHARGING!!!" red dog 1 Dec 2021 #95
"A little song, a little dance... Harker Dec 2021 #96
The Mary Tyler Moore Show Mad_Dem_X Jan 2022 #108
Chuckles the Clown's funeral. Harker Jan 2022 #112
I said Cheetos not Fritos" red dog 1 Dec 2021 #97
"Jesus, they're not rocks, VGNonly Jan 2022 #213
Ding! red dog 1 Jan 2022 #217
Well unlike sex with you Peg, this is important to me. Angleae Dec 2021 #99
Married with Children red dog 1 Dec 2021 #100
Of course Angleae Dec 2021 #102
"You don't need glasses, you're just weak!" red dog 1 Dec 2021 #101
Seinfeld Mad_Dem_X Jan 2022 #107
Yep, a Frank Costanza line red dog 1 Jan 2022 #110
"Just 'cause you shot Jesse James, don't make you Jesse James" red dog 1 Dec 2021 #103
"Shut the fu#k up and let me die in peace!" red dog 1 Jan 2022 #104
"Mulva?" red dog 1 Jan 2022 #105
Seinfeld Mad_Dem_X Jan 2022 #106
Yes red dog 1 Jan 2022 #109
"Mary, the waiter made a mistake..You ordered Surf and Turf..They brought you steak & lobster" red dog 1 Jan 2022 #111
The Mary Tyler Moore Show Not Heidi Jan 2022 #140
Nope, good guess though red dog 1 Jan 2022 #163
Oh, darn. Not Heidi Jan 2022 #165
Hint: It was a sit-com from the late 1990's red dog 1 Jan 2022 #218
"My name might as well be Fatty McButterpants!" red dog 1 Jan 2022 #113
"Is this a piece of your brain?" red dog 1 Jan 2022 #114
Farty Towels... Harker Jan 2022 #118
She was a cheapskate who didn't want to waste batteries using her hearing aid red dog 1 Jan 2022 #119
Who's Watt? Harker Jan 2022 #120
When that old lady asked Manuel who the manager was, he said "SI"...then "Que?" then "What?" red dog 1 Jan 2022 #123
I was going for the "who's on first?" vibe. n/t Harker Jan 2022 #124
I don't know's on third red dog 1 Jan 2022 #125
... Harker Jan 2022 #127
I know, I must have been born under an unlucky star.... Brother Buzz Jan 2022 #115
Married with Children? red dog 1 Jan 2022 #116
A decade earlier, and said by a woman Brother Buzz Jan 2022 #121
I remember The Pacific Sun red dog 1 Jan 2022 #122
There's a curious Martin Mull connection between The Serial and the mystery TV show Brother Buzz Jan 2022 #128
I think Tommy Smothers lived in Marin County at one time red dog 1 Jan 2022 #130
He's owned it for forty years, and it's been on the market for three Brother Buzz Jan 2022 #152
We ate at Juanita's somewhere up in Sonoma County red dog 1 Jan 2022 #162
Soap! ShazzieB Jan 2022 #147
This message was self-deleted by its author ShazzieB Jan 2022 #148
No. Same era, but more soapy Brother Buzz Jan 2022 #150
Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman? ShazzieB May 2022 #297
Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner Brother Buzz May 2022 #298
"I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish!" red dog 1 Jan 2022 #117
MASH Angleae Jan 2022 #126
Ding! red dog 1 Jan 2022 #129
"Showers are the opiate of the fragrant, Mary" red dog 1 Jan 2022 #131
"Mom, you don't have to worry about me going all the way with Todd..I'm saving myself for my red dog 1 Jan 2022 #132
Lisa Loopner, Saturday Night Live Not Heidi Jan 2022 #139
Yes, Lisa Lupner red dog 1 Jan 2022 #161
"Now I lay me down to sleep, a bag of peanuts at my feet...If I should die before I wake, red dog 1 Jan 2022 #133
"What a revoltin' development this is!" Emile Jan 2022 #134
William Bendix in "The Life of Riley." Harker Jan 2022 #154
You must be old as dirt! Emile Jan 2022 #168
Getting there! Harker Jan 2022 #169
Come on now, "The DU Lounge is supposed to be a friendly, welcoming place for everyone." red dog 1 Jan 2022 #171
My wife tells me that every year on my birthday. I think it's funny. Emile Jan 2022 #175
Two thumbs up. Angleae Jan 2022 #135
At the Movies. Harker Jan 2022 #155
Yes Angleae Jan 2022 #157
Bite my shiny metal ass! Angleae Jan 2022 #136
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Not Heidi Jan 2022 #138
Nope Angleae Jan 2022 #141
Damn. Not Heidi Jan 2022 #145
Bender from Futurama. Harker Jan 2022 #153
Correct Angleae Jan 2022 #158
All from the same show Not Heidi Jan 2022 #137
The Mary Tyler Moire Show ShazzieB Jan 2022 #149
I figured that one would give it away. Not Heidi Jan 2022 #151
"He is behind me, and you are in front of me, If you value your lives, be somewhere else" sky_masterson Jan 2022 #146
"There is nothing wrong with your television set." Harker Jan 2022 #156
"Wild guess) The Outer Limits? red dog 1 Jan 2022 #159
The Control Voice! Harker Jan 2022 #164
Was it The Outer Limits? red dog 1 Jan 2022 #170
Yep! Sorry for the delay. n/t Harker Jan 2022 #191
It was a wild guess red dog 1 Jan 2022 #197
And a good one! Harker Jan 2022 #198
"They killed Kenny!" red dog 1 Jan 2022 #160
You bastards! Not Heidi Jan 2022 #166
"They killed Kenny!" is close enough, imo red dog 1 Jan 2022 #172
Agreed - I just thought that "TM" - Not Heidi Jan 2022 #176
how about a theme song? Not Heidi Jan 2022 #167
"How about a (TV) theme song?" would make a good DU Lounge thread red dog 1 Jan 2022 #173
It must have been set in my home town, San Francisco. red dog 1 Jan 2022 #178
"You are a Blowfish" red dog 1 Jan 2022 #174
"Totally Kafkaesque" VGNonly Jan 2022 #192
Hey, you're about to have 6,000 posts red dog 1 Jan 2022 #194
"You are a time bomb, VGNonly Jan 2022 #200
"Don't be alarmed, it's only my wife laughing" red dog 1 Jan 2022 #177
Fawlty Towers. n/t Harker Jan 2022 #190
You got it, Hark red dog 1 Jan 2022 #193
"I know stealing a foot is weird" red dog 1 Jan 2022 #179
Six Feet Under MatthewHatesTrump2 Mar 2022 #246
I love it too! red dog 1 Mar 2022 #247
This message was self-deleted by its author red dog 1 Jan 2022 #180
"He's from Barcelona!" red dog 1 Jan 2022 #181
Fatty Owls. n/t Harker Jan 2022 #189
Fatty Owls it is red dog 1 Jan 2022 #196
"Bud, I'm gonna kill you and then I'm gonna bury you alive" red dog 1 Jan 2022 #182
Married with Children? Angleae Jan 2022 #183
You got it! red dog 1 Jan 2022 #185
I now pronouce you man and woman. You many now ignore the bride. Angleae Jan 2022 #184
Lots of MASH questions tonight jmowreader Jan 2022 #203
It seems to be a favorate. But it is so quoteable. Angleae Jan 2022 #207
"Get down Lester!" red dog 1 Jan 2022 #186
"Well, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" red dog 1 Jan 2022 #187
Fernwood Tonight Brother Buzz Jan 2022 #214
Tom Waits is God, imo red dog 1 Jan 2022 #216
Jesus Christ and God and all them cats, they don't know anything Brother Buzz Jan 2022 #220
"Dr. Neesam, I find you to be pompous, judgmental, and completely self-absorbed... red dog 1 Jan 2022 #188
"Hello, ball" red dog 1 Jan 2022 #195
Norton! The Honeymooners. n/t Harker Jan 2022 #199
Ding! red dog 1 Jan 2022 #215
"It's like an ad for a weight loss center...Before, and way before!" red dog 1 Jan 2022 #201
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. Angleae Jan 2022 #202
My favorite sitcoms ever VGNonly Jan 2022 #210
One of the most epic episodes on TV ever. Angleae Jan 2022 #212
"This is an ex-parrot!" jmowreader Jan 2022 #204
No, no. He's resting - look! Harker Jan 2022 #205
The best line in that sketch... jmowreader Jan 2022 #208
It was pining for the fjords. Harker Jan 2022 #209
Indeed! Calista241 Jan 2022 #206
Too vague...that word is probably in hundreds of movies. red dog 1 Feb 2022 #224
"I'm a communistic VGNonly Jan 2022 #211
"Can't you see that, Al?" red dog 1 Jan 2022 #219
I see NOTHING! I know NOTHING! Angleae Jan 2022 #221
Hogan's Heroes Mad_Dem_X Jan 2022 #222
Yes Angleae Jan 2022 #223
"I'll have a double chub, chub, chubby...I'll have a double chub, chub, chub, chubby....I'll have a red dog 1 Feb 2022 #225
"I'm like a phoenix rising from Arizona" red dog 1 Feb 2022 #226
"Your meatloaf is mushy/Your Salmon Croquettes are oily/and your Eggplant Parmesan is red dog 1 Feb 2022 #227
Seinfeld Mad_Dem_X Feb 2022 #230
Ding! red dog 1 Mar 2022 #240
Women. You can't live with 'em. Pass the beernuts. Angleae Feb 2022 #228
Cheers Mad_Dem_X Feb 2022 #236
Yes Angleae Feb 2022 #237
Number 12 is WKRP in Cincinnati MatthewHatesTrump2 Feb 2022 #229
Ding! red dog 1 Mar 2022 #239
Number 3 is MASH MatthewHatesTrump2 Feb 2022 #231
You got it! red dog 1 Mar 2022 #241
"You're not Kevin Costner" VGNonly Feb 2022 #232
Is number 9 from WKRP? MatthewHatesTrump2 Mar 2022 #238
Yep red dog 1 Mar 2022 #242
"Could the package have survived?" red dog 1 Mar 2022 #243
"Give me some of that VGNonly Mar 2022 #244
"God don't make no mistakes, that's how he got to be God" red dog 1 Mar 2022 #249
"He's a close talker!" MatthewHatesTrump2 Mar 2022 #250
Seinfeld red dog 1 Mar 2022 #251
"Hey, hosehead" red dog 1 Mar 2022 #252
Welcome Back Kotter? Sky Jewels Oct 2022 #448
This message was self-deleted by its author red dog 1 Oct 2022 #465
(Forgive me if I posted this line before) "Why did you seat us so close to the kitchen? red dog 1 Mar 2022 #253
"I ain't taking no orders. I can be a Sunshine Lady if I wanna be. And I wanna be. And I am." red dog 1 Mar 2022 #254
Edith from All in the Family. Sky Jewels Oct 2022 #458
Edith Bunker is correct! red dog 1 Oct 2022 #461
"I thought ironic meant made up entirely of iron" red dog 1 Mar 2022 #255
"Who turns down a Junior Mint?" red dog 1 Mar 2022 #256
Seinfeld Sky Jewels Oct 2022 #435
Ding! red dog 1 Oct 2022 #479
It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear. Angleae Mar 2022 #257
Norm on Cheers VGNonly Apr 2022 #275
Correct Angleae Apr 2022 #276
"What do I look like? Scarface?" red dog 1 Mar 2022 #258
"He killed 16 Czechoslovakians!" red dog 1 Apr 2022 #259
"Needless to say...you're dead to me" red dog 1 Apr 2022 #260
"It's called gravity, Douglas, and it's coming for ya'" red dog 1 Apr 2022 #261
United States Canada Mexico Panama Haiti Jamaica Peru Angleae Apr 2022 #262
"This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed...Bitch!" red dog 1 Apr 2022 #263
"I'll have my guys VGNonly Apr 2022 #268
Best TV Drama Series ever! red dog 1 Apr 2022 #270
In that episode VGNonly Apr 2022 #272
The word "Metrosexual" is never to be uttered in this house ever again! red dog 1 Apr 2022 #264
"Ride-along Rivera?" red dog 1 Apr 2022 #265
Hekawi not fighters! Hekawi lovers! Angleae Apr 2022 #266
F-Troop? VGNonly Apr 2022 #273
Yes Angleae Apr 2022 #274
Melody Patterson VGNonly Apr 2022 #277
"I'm off to VGNonly Apr 2022 #267
The truth is out there. Angleae Apr 2022 #269
The X Files Sky Jewels Oct 2022 #443
Correct Angleae Oct 2022 #446
This message was self-deleted by its author Sky Jewels Oct 2022 #444
"We should have stopped at Roy Rogers" red dog 1 Apr 2022 #271
"Oh, I love surprises. It's funny that you never suspect them" red dog 1 Apr 2022 #278
"How was Boca, Uncle Jun?" red dog 1 Apr 2022 #279
"You're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die!" red dog 1 Apr 2022 #280
"What, is the mall VGNonly May 2022 #304
? red dog 1 May 2022 #306
After Jessie flips when Walter VGNonly May 2022 #308
OK. I remember that now red dog 1 May 2022 #309
"Whats this stuff... VGNonly May 2022 #310
"Blue, yellow, pink. Whatever, man, just keep bringing me that!" red dog 1 Oct 2022 #468
Come on down! Angleae Apr 2022 #281
"her breath smells so bad it could singe your nose hairs" red dog 1 Apr 2022 #282
"Got a room for tonight, mate?' red dog 1 Apr 2022 #283
"Dick, when life gives you lemons, just shut up & eat the damn lemons!" red dog 1 Apr 2022 #284
"Is this a piece of your brain?" red dog 1 Apr 2022 #285
Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour. Angleae Apr 2022 #286
"I've come a long way from St. Louie, but not far enough....B.B. King is gonna kill me!" red dog 1 Apr 2022 #287
"We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irirtting" red dog 1 Apr 2022 #288
"I'll tell you why..Because I have a BIG MOUTH!" red dog 1 Apr 2022 #289
"Wakey, wakey, hands off snakey" red dog 1 May 2022 #290
Will & Grace? Sky Jewels Oct 2022 #453
Nope red dog 1 Oct 2022 #469
What have you got for an opening act this time? A Chinese gorilla dancing ballet? Angleae May 2022 #291
"Ever since I said 'I do', there are so many things I don't" red dog 1 May 2022 #292
#14 Just_Vote_Dem May 2022 #293
Nope red dog 1 May 2022 #295
"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?" red dog 1 May 2022 #294
Leave It To Beaver Stuart G Oct 2022 #483
Yes, red dog 1 Oct 2022 #484
"I'm like King Midas in reverse..Everything I touch turns to shit!" red dog 1 May 2022 #296
Good evening, this is the fake news. Angleae May 2022 #299
Early SNL? Sky Jewels Oct 2022 #436
Yep Angleae Oct 2022 #441
I can hear Chevy Chase delivering that line. Sky Jewels Oct 2022 #442
"Gas Passer, Bass Haster, what's the difference?" red dog 1 May 2022 #300
"I watched Jane die!" red dog 1 May 2022 #301
"You weren't supposed to wake up" VGNonly May 2022 #319
"Leave me alone and let me die in peace" red dog 1 Jun 2022 #346
"Woodrow and I are going to have a baby" red dog 1 May 2022 #302
"A Diet Coke... VGNonly May 2022 #303
"How do you know VGNonly May 2022 #305
"You're just as pretty as any of them....You just need a nose job." red dog 1 May 2022 #307
Seinfeld Mad_Dem_X Feb 2023 #576
This message was self-deleted by its author Harker May 2022 #311
I've got a tarantula with an eye the size of a meatball setting up home in my joy department! bedazzled May 2022 #312
"That ones so uptight VGNonly May 2022 #313
Breaking Bad red dog 1 May 2022 #320
"Filithy hippie" Elliot Waves May 2022 #314
Welcome to DU! red dog 1 May 2022 #315
Thanks red dog 1 Elliot Waves May 2022 #316
Sis, boom, bah. Angleae May 2022 #317
"Describe the sound made when a sheep explodes"? red dog 1 May 2022 #321
Absolutely Angleae May 2022 #322
That was probably written by Pat McCormick, one of The Tonight Show writers. red dog 1 May 2022 #323
"Have you given any thought VGNonly May 2022 #318
Breaking Bad? red dog 1 May 2022 #325
"May Your liquor be cold, may your women be hot, red dog 1 May 2022 #324
"Whatever you say, Grandpappy B." red dog 1 May 2022 #326
"Guy was an Interior Decorator" red dog 1 May 2022 #327
"He sells spoons" red dog 1 May 2022 #328
T-h-h-h-h-h-h-poons. Harker Jun 2022 #334
The spoon specialist was played by the same guy who Harker Jun 2022 #335
No kidding! red dog 1 Jun 2022 #336
I yam what i yam and that's all that I yam, I'm _________________ Angleae May 2022 #329
Popeye the Sailor Man? Sky Jewels Oct 2022 #456
Yes Angleae Oct 2022 #459
'Ya better keep a civilian tongue in here" red dog 1 Jun 2022 #330
Sounds like Archie. n/t Harker Jun 2022 #338
Ding! red dog 1 Jun 2022 #340
"Hey Deac, let me ask you, do you think Carrie's gained weight?" red dog 1 Jun 2022 #331
"The only thing all gassed up in that Jeep was us!" red dog 1 Jun 2022 #332
MASH Angleae Jun 2022 #333
Ding! red dog 1 Jun 2022 #339
"Can it core a apple?" red dog 1 Jun 2022 #337
"We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating" red dog 1 Jun 2022 #341
Do I hear John Cleese? Harker Jun 2022 #345
Close, very close red dog 1 Jun 2022 #347
Michael Palin? Harker Jun 2022 #349
I don't know, the thread is "post a line from a TV show" red dog 1 Jun 2022 #351
Oop. I'm losing it. Harker Jun 2022 #352
WinnerWinnerChickenDinner! red dog 1 Jun 2022 #355
Thanks! I'll just have the salad, please. n/t Harker Jun 2022 #356
I am an urban informer. I am not a snitch. Angleae Jun 2022 #343
"You're a dirty old man, ya' know that?" red dog 1 Jun 2022 #344
"You snobs. You stupid stuck-up, toffee-nosed, half-witted, upper-class piles of pus" red dog 1 Jun 2022 #348
Monty Python? Sky Jewels Oct 2022 #449
It was Fawlty Towers red dog 1 Oct 2022 #472
I had a feeling it was John Cleese. Sky Jewels Oct 2022 #492
"Hey Rich, I think the guy in the Henry J is hungry; he just threw a menu at me" red dog 1 Jun 2022 #350
"You got jacked VGNonly Jun 2022 #353
"With George Bailey, the town is boring, Without him, there's nightclubs and bars. It's fabulous. red dog 1 Jun 2022 #354
"You want to know why, Alice? I'll tell you why!" red dog 1 Jun 2022 #357
Honeymooners. I can't spell. Is that correct? Stuart G Oct 2022 #482
Yes red dog 1 Oct 2022 #485
"Got a room for tonight, mate?' red dog 1 Jun 2022 #358
"I always wanted to be an architect" red dog 1 Jun 2022 #359
"Uh, I'm just a kid, sir" red dog 1 Jun 2022 #360
"Say my name!" red dog 1 Jun 2022 #361
"Let me understand, You got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken red dog 1 Jul 2022 #362
"Why have you seated us here by the kitchen? Is it because we're black? red dog 1 Jul 2022 #363
"Your meatloaf is mushy, your Salmon Croquettes are oily, and your Eggplant Parmesan red dog 1 Jul 2022 #364
"I have seen better organized creatures than you running round farmyards with their heads cut off" red dog 1 Jul 2022 #365
"I don't understand kids. When I was her age, I never would've taken a foot." red dog 1 Jul 2022 #366
"Good morning, Richie. Would you like Corn Flakes for breakfast, dear?" red dog 1 Jul 2022 #367
Happy Days Sky Jewels Oct 2022 #438
You Got It! red dog 1 Oct 2022 #474
"Mary, there's something I have to tell you..I come from another world." red dog 1 Jul 2022 #368
"Your mambo days are over. You want to wiggle? Wiggle over to the stove and get my supper!" red dog 1 Jul 2022 #369
"Luke, the barn's on fire!" red dog 1 Jul 2022 #370
"Can it core a apple?" red dog 1 Jul 2022 #371
"The bomb is at the transmitter!" red dog 1 Jul 2022 #372
"Sorry, I don't speak maid" red dog 1 Jul 2022 #373
"Experience has taught me that behind every toothy grin hides an extra row of teeth." red dog 1 Jul 2022 #374
"Hold it , Bill..I've heard Penthouse letters that were more plausible than this" red dog 1 Jul 2022 #375
"I know cigarettes could kill me, and so could Donnie Jones" red dog 1 Jul 2022 #376
"I ordered French fries, not frozen potato planks placed in the general vicinity of some red dog 1 Aug 2022 #378
"I've killed a lot of old people in my time, and I'm not above doing it again." red dog 1 Aug 2022 #379
"When someone plays mind games with Les Nessman, they're walking on thin ice." red dog 1 Aug 2022 #380
WKRP Angleae Aug 2022 #381
You Got It! red dog 1 Oct 2022 #476
"Yeah, I'll have a double-dub, uh-uh-a-a-Chubby-a-double Chubby-a-Chubby-Chubby red dog 1 Aug 2022 #382
"There are so many stars VGNonly Aug 2022 #383
"Lydia oh Lydia VGNonly Aug 2022 #384
"You Bet Your Life" I know that one. Harker Aug 2022 #385
"The only thing gassed up in that Jeep was us" red dog 1 Aug 2022 #386
MASH Angleae Aug 2022 #387
You got it red dog 1 Aug 2022 #388
"Southern Peru VGNonly Aug 2022 #389
"Ah, the Ivy-covered halls of UCLA, where the highest artistic achievement is red dog 1 Aug 2022 #390
"Needless to say...You're dead to me!" red dog 1 Aug 2022 #391
"Well if you don't like duck, then you're rather stuck, hahaha" red dog 1 Aug 2022 #392
"It was like I was swimming through a flabby-armed spanking machine." red dog 1 Aug 2022 #393
"A satisfied customer; We should have him stuffed." red dog 1 Aug 2022 #394
Farty Towels... Harker Sep 2022 #411
Farty Towels it is red dog 1 Oct 2022 #426
"Quittin' smokin' is kinda like going to prison, if you can last three days, you'll be fine" red dog 1 Aug 2022 #395
"Thank you, Mrs. Lupner" red dog 1 Sep 2022 #396
Pre-1980 SNL Sky Jewels Oct 2022 #437
Ding! red dog 1 Oct 2022 #477
(fictional song lyrics from a TV show) red dog 1 Sep 2022 #397
"You know what we call problems in sales? We call them opportunities." red dog 1 Sep 2022 #398
"Woodrow and I are going to have a baby." red dog 1 Sep 2022 #399
"How would you like your eyes in the bottom of a martini glass, 'cause I can do it" red dog 1 Sep 2022 #400
So... I lied; I cheated; I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men; I am an accessory to murder. Angleae Sep 2022 #401
Oh, hi. I looked in the mirror and I'm getting boobs. (hangs up phone) Angleae Sep 2022 #402
Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit. Angleae Sep 2022 #403
Bugs & Daffy...cartoon characters...... Stuart G Sep 2022 #408
Yes Elmer Fudd/Bugs Angleae Sep 2022 #409
OH NO..i forgot, Elmer Fudd. Oh No.. .I got to add this: I met one of the creators: Chuck Jones Stuart G Sep 2022 #410
Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. Angleae Sep 2022 #404
"I need a dust filter VGNonly Sep 2022 #405
Breaking Bad? red dog 1 Oct 2022 #417
I think I remember that line from Breaking Bad. red dog 1 Oct 2022 #480
here's one from a tv show: orleans Sep 2022 #406
"Beam Me Up Scotty" Stuart G Sep 2022 #407
Star Trek? red dog 1 Oct 2022 #416
Yes. Stuart G Oct 2022 #418
"Life didn't pass me by, it sat on my head" red dog 1 Oct 2022 #412
"He Marvin Gayed his own nephew!" red dog 1 Oct 2022 #413
"Your mambo days are over..." red dog 1 Oct 2022 #414
"Don't know if I want to be VGNonly Oct 2022 #415
"I'm Buffalo Bob" Stuart G Oct 2022 #419
"Introducing Mary Hartline" Stuart G Oct 2022 #420
My name is Paladin Stuart G Oct 2022 #421
Have gun will travel Angleae Oct 2022 #424
Yes, one of my favorites, if not "The Favorite" of all westerns. I enjoyed each episode. Stuart G Oct 2022 #425
(His business card read) Wire Paladin...Hotel Carlton...San Francisco red dog 1 Oct 2022 #427
I think you are correct...I loved that show as much as any show. ..Well, Star Trek was my favorite. Stuart G Oct 2022 #470
My name is Kukla. Stuart G Oct 2022 #422
Kukla, Fran & Ollie Sky Jewels Oct 2022 #440
Yes..Of Course !!! Stuart G Oct 2022 #460
I'm Principal Osgood Conklin Stuart G Oct 2022 #423
I love your signature line red dog 1 Oct 2022 #464
Osgood Conklin? That sounds familiar. "My Little Margie"? red dog 1 Nov 2022 #506
"This is just like that episode of Star Trek when they entered a parallel universe red dog 1 Oct 2022 #428
"It's bad luck to take advice from a crazy person" red dog 1 Oct 2022 #429
"Will you please stop talking about the war?" red dog 1 Oct 2022 #430
"I don't know what you're doing here, but you should know that I've killed a lot of red dog 1 Oct 2022 #431
"Did you know that there's an acceptable level of rat turds that can go into a candy bar? red dog 1 Oct 2022 #432
I ordered French fries, not frozen potato planks placed in the general vicinity of some warm grease red dog 1 Oct 2022 #433
"It's going to be awhile VGNonly Oct 2022 #434
Sopranos? red dog 1 Oct 2022 #462
Richie Aprile VGNonly Oct 2022 #463
Thanks for that video red dog 1 Oct 2022 #466
Janice was a PITA, however VGNonly Oct 2022 #478
"Oh! My nose!" Sky Jewels Oct 2022 #439
Thank you. I saw it in the window, and I just couldn't resist it. Sky Jewels Oct 2022 #445
A classic VGNonly Oct 2022 #488
... Sky Jewels Oct 2022 #491
Survey says ...! Sky Jewels Oct 2022 #450
Family Feud? Angleae Oct 2022 #454
Right-o Sky Jewels Oct 2022 #455
In my magic mirror I see Susie, and I see Johnny, and I see Mary ..." Sky Jewels Oct 2022 #451
"What's Up Doc" ... I saw this on a TV show yesterday. Very famous show. Stuart G Oct 2022 #475
"Right now what I need is for you to climb down out of my ass..." red dog 1 Oct 2022 #481
Skyler VGNonly Oct 2022 #486
"Say my name!" red dog 1 Dec 2022 #530
"We'll go with the muh sound" VGNonly Oct 2022 #487
I'm Tonto Stuart G Oct 2022 #489
The Lone Ranger? red dog 1 Dec 2022 #534
I'm Marlin Perkins from.................................. Stuart G Oct 2022 #490
Wild Kingdom? red dog 1 Dec 2022 #529
Yes...that is correct....Before "Wild Kingdom" Perkins's first show was broadcast from Chicago.... Stuart G Dec 2022 #533
I watched Howdy Doody too red dog 1 Jan 2023 #563
"The bomb is at the transmitter!" red dog 1 Oct 2022 #493
"Get down, Lester!" red dog 1 Oct 2022 #494
"...but can it core a apple? red dog 1 Nov 2022 #495
"The firefighters' cullender, I'm doing it again this year." red dog 1 Nov 2022 #496
"Has the package been delivered?" red dog 1 Nov 2022 #497
"It's bad luck to take advice from a crazy person" red dog 1 Nov 2022 #498
"You know, Dick, when life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons" red dog 1 Nov 2022 #499
"I couldn't help overhearing your conversation...because I was eavesdropping." red dog 1 Nov 2022 #500
"This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed, bitch!" red dog 1 Nov 2022 #501
"He's from Barcelona" red dog 1 Nov 2022 #502
Yep. n/t Harker Nov 2022 #509
I knew you'd check in for this one red dog 1 Nov 2022 #510
It's become a matter of honor not to let one by. Harker Nov 2022 #512
Happy Turkey Day to you and yours. red dog 1 Nov 2022 #513
"May your liquor be cold, your women be hot, and may all of your problems red dog 1 Nov 2022 #503
"Woodrow, you came in here with teeth, do you want to leave here with teeth?" red dog 1 Nov 2022 #504
"He lives with his mother in Belarus, VGNonly Nov 2022 #505
"What kind of savages would drink whiskey made from potatoes?" red dog 1 Nov 2022 #507
"The turkeys VGNonly Nov 2022 #508
"One just went through the windshield of a parked car!" red dog 1 Nov 2022 #511
For those of you who just tuned in, Angleae Nov 2022 #514
"An ounce of perversion is worth a pound of cure" red dog 1 Nov 2022 #515
"Insanity is just a state of mind" red dog 1 Dec 2022 #516
"Hello Adams Ribs, VGNonly Dec 2022 #517
MASH First Speaker Dec 2022 #518
Don't forget the coleslaw red dog 1 Dec 2022 #519
"When you're growing up, you gotta do illegal $hit once in a while, have a bit of fun red dog 1 Dec 2022 #520
"Would I ever act on it... VGNonly Dec 2022 #521
"Beg, borrow or steal, I'm your huckleberry. I go the extra mile" red dog 1 Dec 2022 #522
"We're done VGNonly Dec 2022 #524
Saul Goodman to Walt red dog 1 Dec 2022 #531
"Ask Carlson, he puts it on his feet!" red dog 1 Dec 2022 #523
"He Marvin Gayed his own nephew!" red dog 1 Dec 2022 #525
"You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!" red dog 1 Dec 2022 #526
"Dr Allbright, have I been a perfect ass?" red dog 1 Dec 2022 #527
"Safer than chitlins on a city folk's supper plate" red dog 1 Dec 2022 #528
"Your mambo days are over! You want to wiggle? Wiggle over to the stove and get my supper!" red dog 1 Dec 2022 #532
"Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail" red dog 1 Dec 2022 #535
"Ted, he hasn't been here long enough not to like you. He's only been here a couple of weeks. red dog 1 Dec 2022 #536
"Maybe Wyatt needs to get in touch with his feminine side." red dog 1 Dec 2022 #537
"O'Reilly, I have seen more intelligent creatures than you lying on their backs red dog 1 Dec 2022 #538
Nice try, Red. n/t Harker Jan 2023 #540
"Is this a piece of your brain?" red dog 1 Jan 2023 #562
C.K. Watt? Harker Jan 2023 #565
"My name is 'Talky Tina'...and you better be nice to me!" red dog 1 Jan 2023 #539
# 4 from above, "Big steps and little 'uns" red dog 1 Jan 2023 #541
(# 14 @ top of this thread) "My name is Harry, and I'm an alcoholic!" red dog 1 Jan 2023 #542
[On air] "I've just been handed a bulletin" [Reding in announcer's voice] "You've got something red dog 1 Jan 2023 #543
"You a federal or a Jersey cop? I can't believe you're a cop!" red dog 1 Jan 2023 #544
Sopranos? VGNonly Jan 2023 #557
Nope, good guess though red dog 1 Jan 2023 #564
"Don't you think you're being a bit hard on the Beaver? He's been through a great deal today" red dog 1 Jan 2023 #545
"I lost my shoe!" red dog 1 Jan 2023 #546
"His house looked like shit" VGNonly Jan 2023 #547
"He was an interior decorator!" red dog 1 Jan 2023 #548
"Not bad, VGNonly Jan 2023 #549
"He killed 16 Czechoslovakians!" red dog 1 Jan 2023 #561
"I know nothing. red dog 1 Jan 2023 #550
Hogans Heroes Angleae Jan 2023 #551
Yes red dog 1 Jan 2023 #552
"A benefit? That means evening gowns. Great! Now I have to shave my BACK!" red dog 1 Jan 2023 #553
"I guess it's because I have so much love to give...and it's part of my prison work release program. red dog 1 Jan 2023 #554
"Rocky called, VGNonly Jan 2023 #555
"An associate of ours VGNonly Jan 2023 #556
"Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica!" AngryOldDem Jan 2023 #558
(Reads from a book) "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times." red dog 1 Jan 2023 #559
"If I don't like you, I'll fire you! If you don't like me, I'll fire you!" red dog 1 Jan 2023 #560
"You are a time bomb, VGNonly Jan 2023 #566
"What do you have against black people?" red dog 1 Jan 2023 #567
"I don't know anyone named Haywood Jablome!" red dog 1 Feb 2023 #568
(On-air DJ) "So tell me Doctor, where did you receive your degree?" red dog 1 Feb 2023 #569
"You act like you have never seen VGNonly Feb 2023 #570
Breaking Bad red dog 1 Feb 2023 #571
"Hello, we're the Scum of the Earth" red dog 1 Feb 2023 #572
"I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab" red dog 1 Feb 2023 #573
"Eat Whizzo Butter and go to heaven" VGNonly Feb 2023 #577
"The Golden Age of Butter" red dog 1 Feb 2023 #579
"Maybe Wyatt needs to get more in touch with his feminine side." red dog 1 Feb 2023 #574
"Hey not bad, VGNonly Feb 2023 #575
"We should've stopped at Roy Rogers!" red dog 1 Feb 2023 #580
"Wow that's terrific bass" VGNonly Feb 2023 #578
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