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In_The_Wind

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21. Bobswampcat Assweed was a sad soul, a lost and broken man .........
Wed Apr 3, 2013, 03:54 AM
Apr 2013

In his college days he was a small time drug dealer. After graduation he partied with the rich and famous. Bob was the to go_to_guy for the ladies. He was a real looker, a lover with impeccable taste. Only the best would do for him. He found out early in his twenty's the more sex he had, the more that was offered to him. Beautiful women loved to be with him. More than one lovely lady paid his way. Buying him expensive trinkets. He still has a shoe fetish. Loved fine watches.

Alas. Bob's life was not a charmed one. As he aged, life took a downward turn for poor poor Bob. He tore his knee apart in a fall. When he was admitted to the emergency room, his life was saved. He was told that his blood work revealed he has Hep-C. He lost everything. His looks, beautiful dark thick wavy hair, the ability to continue being a toy for the rich.

Bob's old life was over at the age of 42, he fell from grace. His downward spiral carried him to living in a trailer at the junkyard. He was baiting the trap to gather a morsel of rat meat for his watery stew. Bob carried the bait to the trap. He returned home with a fresh kill from the rattrap in his hand.

I'll play this one short and sweet. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #1
I am unclear what that means. Rabrrrrrr Mar 2013 #2
Bobswampcat Assweed was a sad soul, a lost and broken man ......... In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #21
Bobswampcat Assweed ran to the scrapyard brandishing scissors and Sekhmets Daughter Mar 2013 #3
Awesome! Rabrrrrrr Apr 2013 #4
Thank you! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #5
Yowser! In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #6
This..... Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #7
Lovely! In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #8
You UNDERSTAND!!! warrprayer Apr 2013 #13
Absolutely! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #14
this was my first car warrprayer Apr 2013 #15
It had the look... Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #16
thanks! warrprayer Apr 2013 #18
You win--that was grand! nt MADem Apr 2013 #22
How very generous of you to say so! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #23
Brilliant! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #24
Thank you! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #25
Bobswampcat Assweed ran to the scrapyard brandishing scissors and an old issue of Hustler. Rabrrrrrr Apr 2013 #9
Why was he brandishing scissors on a date? Dr. Strange Apr 2013 #10
So he could cut out the pictures in the magazine, and trim his assweed. Rabrrrrrr Apr 2013 #11
and did you see this special Good Friday/Holy Saturday version of Match Game? Rabrrrrrr Apr 2013 #12
I wrote something. Dr. Strange Apr 2013 #17
lol. touche. nt Rabrrrrrr Apr 2013 #19
Bobswampcat Assweed ran to the scrapyard brandishing scissors and Duer 157099 Apr 2013 #20
I missed this one - good job! Rabrrrrrr Apr 2013 #26
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