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Response to denbot (Original post)

Sat Jan 18, 2014, 12:46 PM

9. Jesus H. Baldheaded Christ.

 

Have a drink. Have 10. Welcome back from the edge.

...and as a driver with a baby daughter in back sharing the road with trucks, let me say with emphasis, very very very very very very VERY well done, sir. That is some hard-core ice-water shit right there.

You're understandably freaked out, but never forget: you hit that moment you've only dreaded before, you hit it and you handled it and you did every single thing right, even though your balls were up in your throat and your asshole-pucker-factor-10 left teeth marks in the seat. You met it and faced it down, and now you have a story to tell that, frankly, had my balls in my throat and my asshole gnawing on the chair.

Hoo.

Now drink.



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