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Sun Mar 16, 2014, 08:52 PM Mar 2014

Share your ideas for stopping tornados [View all]

3 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
Hasn't Obama passed a national windspeed limit yet? Another broken campaign promise
0 (0%)
Build a big mountain range across the flatlands
0 (0%)
Detonate hydrogen bombs during thunderstorms to frighten the evil tornado spirits
1 (33%)
Lots of fans could spin the air around in the opposite direction
0 (0%)
If we elected all the tornados to Congress, at least they'd go DC instead of hanging around here
1 (33%)
Spraying tons of LSD into the air on breezy days would disorient the wind
0 (0%)
We just need throw more virgins into volcanos
1 (33%)
Let's make friends with them so they'll stop acting out
0 (0%)
Move Kansas somewhere out of the way during tornado season
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