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7. I am prepared for the impending onslaught

Sat Jun 21, 2014, 10:17 PM

Jun 2014

My skill at dispatching their ilk is unmatched.

I am confident that I will prevail.

I yearn to hear the lamentations of their mournful companions.

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I just slew my first housefly opponent of the summer in righteous combat [View all] MrScorpio Jun 2014 OP

Sounds more like a firefly than a housefly. Baitball Blogger Jun 2014 #1

It was an agile opponent, that interloper in my hallowed abode MrScorpio Jun 2014 #3

glad you got "the sabertoothed little bastard" dixiegrrrrl Jun 2014 #2

My preferred weapon of choice was a rolled up newspaper MrScorpio Jun 2014 #4

May fortune be as beneficial to you as it was to Virgil: dixiegrrrrl Jun 2014 #6

I am honored by your recitation MrScorpio Jun 2014 #8

I am prepared for the impending onslaught MrScorpio Jun 2014 #7

Murderer! ohnoyoudidnt Jun 2014 #9

The line was crossed, the gauntlet thrown MrScorpio Jun 2014 #10

I just don't let them land. DamnYankeeInHouston Jun 2014 #11

Expect a visit from the ASPCF and PETA whistler162 Jun 2014 #12