I was in my living room and noticed my cat Momcat just STARING a hole into my other cat, Elwood, who was just sitting there on the complete other side of the room, minding his own business and staring out a window. Now Momcat's aka were Bitch Goddess or Hitler (she was a Kitler cat), and she had the temperament to go with those names. Elwood, on the other hand, was a mellow old guy who wouldn't hurt a fly. So I watch as she continues to stare with the blinding hatred of a 1000 suns at Elwood, then she gets up and walks determinedly across the room to him, stops in front of him, and then starts beating the crap out of his head with her paw then turns on her heel and walks away! :O Poor Elwood is just sitting there totally stunned, with a look of, "What the hell was THAT for!?!?" on his face. To this day I still crack up when I think about it. 
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