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Response to NNadir (Original post)

Mon Feb 20, 2017, 10:18 PM

3. I actually understood some of those

More german stuff kind of

Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport.

"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.

"German," she replies.


"No, just here for a few days."

How may Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two; One to screw in the lightbulb and one to hold the penis... I mean ladder.

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