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3. I actually understood some of those
Mon Feb 20, 2017, 10:18 PM
Feb 2017

More german stuff kind of

Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport.

"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.

"German," she replies.

"Occupation?"

"No, just here for a few days."



How may Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two; One to screw in the lightbulb and one to hold the penis... I mean ladder.

This probably funny to the average reader. nt Xipe Totec Feb 2017 #1
roflmao rurallib Feb 2017 #2
I actually understood some of those underpants Feb 2017 #3
The 1st was funny the 2nd nearly made me throw up laughing-thanks n/t TexasProgresive Feb 2017 #4
Same here mitch96 Feb 2017 #12
OMG... hwmnbn Feb 2017 #5
Wouldn't not allowing for air resistance needledriver Feb 2017 #6
Never mind. I figured it out. needledriver Feb 2017 #7
Thanks for the link :) lunasun Feb 2017 #8
Pluperfect subjunctive hvn_nbr_2 Feb 2017 #9
A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. longship Feb 2017 #10
A doctor, a lawyer and an engineer were playing a round of golf.... A HERETIC I AM Feb 2017 #11
I love that one. It's great. NT mahatmakanejeeves Feb 2017 #13
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