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In reply to the discussion: Do you know any old "sayings" or phrases that are humorous or interesting? [View all]LOL Lib
(1,462 posts)134. Oh that's a good one! I heard a less colorful version...
"I brought you into this world and I can take you out!" Lol, your version is much better, thanks for sharing.
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Do you know any old "sayings" or phrases that are humorous or interesting? [View all]
LOL Lib
Mar 2017
OP
Just remembered: "Hurry up kid, you are slower than Christmas and it only comes around once a year!"
LOL Lib
Mar 2017
#39
Another one I just remembered, "Trump is so ugly he would stop an 8 day clock!"
LOL Lib
Mar 2017
#12
If my dog looked like Trump, I'd shave his butt and make him walk backwards! n/t
brewens
Mar 2017
#155
Another version of the "Is the Pope Catholic?" reply is "Is a bullfrog waterproof?"
pinboy3niner
Mar 2017
#21
I have never heard that one! It is very appropriate when seen in the pic next to a huge horse!
LOL Lib
Mar 2017
#27
If the kids were running around my husband would tell them what his grampa used to tell him
appleannie1943
Mar 2017
#65
my mom's version "Hells Bells and Panther Tracks" no I don't know why nt
yellowdogintexas
Apr 2017
#220
It is hilarious, I'm going to file that one away to use on my kids and grandkids.
LOL Lib
Mar 2017
#38
My uncle always said something like that. He said "the water around here isn't fit to drink.
japple
Mar 2017
#43
My dad always said "It is cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey".
appleannie1943
Mar 2017
#63
On a ship, the plate was called a monkey. It was made of brass. It had indentations for
appleannie1943
Apr 2017
#205
My understanding too . If it is in a poke look inside and make sure you got a piggie
lunasun
Mar 2017
#163
We had a retired Baptist minister that lived across the street when I was a teen.
LOL Lib
Mar 2017
#103
My mom: " I only trust him as far as I can throw him" and "Handsome is as Handsome does"
wishstar
Mar 2017
#115
If one of us kids turned our noses up on some foods, especially if she went to lengths to make it,
Thor_MN
Mar 2017
#141
Yes, by cracky! "Squealin' like a pig under a gate" is one. I'll think of some more. n/t
brewens
Mar 2017
#153
Were you standing behind the door when God was handing out the brains?
Still Blue in PDX
Apr 2017
#191