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In reply to the discussion: Post your BAD advice here. [View all]crunch60
(1,412 posts)38. And also, don't forget to put the aspirin between your knees. Good
proactive practice.
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The best way to warm your nuts is to place them directly on a stove burner at the highest flame.
HopeHoops
Apr 2012
#3
Go ahead and post that sex tape of yours on the internet. Nobody you know will see it!
Kaleva
Apr 2012
#4
Hate to be a buzzkill, but that's how David Crosby's girlfriend Christine Hinton died
Amerigo Vespucci
May 2012
#98
It's OK to post all your embarrassing photos on your private Facebook page
Generic Brad
Apr 2012
#36
Our 98 Windstar gave us 120k GREAT miles, sold it for 2k, and its still runniing fine
benld74
May 2012
#81
Was that when the head gasket blew or the automatic transmission stripped 3rd gear?
TrogL
May 2012
#104
On a night with a full moon, you can drive without headlights on, by moonlight alone.
kwassa
Apr 2012
#54
When the state trooper pulls you over for speeding, tell him to fugg-off:
struggle4progress
Apr 2012
#71
If you're thirsty, pay no attention to what others say, go ahead and drink the water.
A Simple Game
May 2012
#76
You can save alot of money from paying tolls by flying over the toll booth in your car
Kaleva
May 2012
#79
When a guy asks you to marry him don't ask the following questions:
Manifestor_of_Light
May 2012
#86
ALWAYS swim IMMEDIATELY after a big meal and you'll burn MANY calories.
Amerigo Vespucci
May 2012
#96