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Leith

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13. Chemistry Jokes Are Sodium Funny

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri Sep 29, 2017, 11:55 PM

Sep 2017

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium and you can't curium, you might as well barium.

This one took me a couple minutes:

9 sodium atoms walk into a bar...

Followed by batman.

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Want to hear a joke about potassium? [View all] kairos12 Sep 2017 OP

Sir Humphry Davy detested gravy. Glorfindel Sep 2017 #1

I thought that Al Kali won the medal for that discovery jberryhill Sep 2017 #6

That joke is so ELEMENTAL!!! True Dough Sep 2017 #2

You wanna hear one about Sodium, instead? jberryhill Sep 2017 #3

Na. lastlib Sep 2017 #10

¿Conoces uno de Silicon? jberryhill Sep 2017 #4

Si jberryhill Sep 2017 #12

But the actual joke is... jberryhill Sep 2017 #5

IDGI. WinkyDink Sep 2017 #9

"We have a mole" jberryhill Sep 2017 #11

Lol tymorial Sep 2017 #7

LOL. Reminds me of my dad's go-to algebra joke: 2b or not 2b , that is the question ? nocalflea Sep 2017 #8

Chemistry Jokes Are Sodium Funny Leith Sep 2017 #13

Very musical. ;) ... eppur_se_muova Sep 2017 #14

I'd go with 16 Cirque du So-What Sep 2017 #15

You know that theres a band called 1023MB. edbermac Sep 2017 #16