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TexasTowelie

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2. Lock your doors and windows!

Reply to elleng (Reply #1)

Thu Dec 1, 2016, 10:20 PM

Dec 2016

Bring all firewood indoors. The perp escaped and is on the loose. Assumed to be armed and dangerous. Take no chances!!!!111!!!!

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Beaver walks into store, finds only artificial Christmas trees, proceeds to trash the place [View all] TexasTowelie Dec 2016 OP

HAHAHA! 30 miles from here!!! elleng Dec 2016 #1

Lock your doors and windows! TexasTowelie Dec 2016 #2

HAHAHA! He might just swim up here, elleng Dec 2016 #5

There's a Naked Gun joke in there somewhere. awoke_in_2003 Dec 2016 #9

The suspect attempted to flee the area, anamandujano Dec 2016 #3

Probably chipped a tooth on the metal pole if the tree liberal N proud Dec 2016 #4

LOL silverweb Dec 2016 #6

Customer Dissatisfaction! N/t Vogon_Glory Dec 2016 #7

The War On Christmas... awoke_in_2003 Dec 2016 #8

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