A yinzer's Night Before 'Chrismis' (Cute and kind of funny)

[Divernan]

12. Really funny - best spoof yet on Pittsburghese

His eyes how they twinkled, his dimples how merry,
His nose round and red, like a fresh farkleberry.

He dittint say nuffin, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And beside his nose he placed his thumb,
And just lie-gat, up the chimley he clum!
He sprung to the ruuf and flew off in his sleigh,
I hollered aht to him “Don't take the parkway!”

And I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,

Happy Chrismis to yinz, and to yinz …Go Stillers