Spoof on new leader of Conservative Party:

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9. He's less of a thief and more power hungry. The problem is his heart.

Conservatives play on emotions and policy to cause financial anxiety on people, then the voters vote on their passions (against the conservative picked scapegoats) not their best interests. Then there is no middle class as conservatives want voters with absolutely no power so they can rule autocratically, either by using an iron fist or by growing poverty. He is corrupt.