If I can be so rude to ask, how are you planning to vote?

[Pope George Ringo II]

5. I've been in the US long enough I don't get to vote in the UK, barring major changes.

But I joined the Liberal Democrats just to make a Brexit statement. If I were still in the UK, I'd hold my nose and vote tactically. A Tory majority means Brexit, while any other outcome is almost certainly a referendum, so I think that's the priority. Long term, my home is really probably Labour, but I despise and loathe Corbyn, so maybe after I've forgiven Labour for Brexit I'll see what's happening. It also looks a lot easier to forgive the Lib Dems for the coalition as time goes on and we see the full catastrophe which is a Tory government in all its miasma. I'm moving to Ireland next year (I've got an American spouse to naturalise and an Irish passport too, so Brexit encouraged us to avoid the UK), and at least I can vote there.

As a bonus, Americans don't know what to make of a card-carrying Liberal Democrat.