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Sat Mar 7, 2020, 07:41 AM

Boris Johnson must be hating being PM - and these days that counts as good news [View all]

Johnson mostly hides out in his out-of-town mansion, gives embarrassing performances when he does show his face, and presents as the least serious, most indulged gilded playboy. Weíre basically being governed by Batmanís cover story. But in a horrifying twist, the cover story isnít covering anything. Instead of Boris Wayne having a double life as an extremely skilled and effective force for good Ö thatís all there is. What you see is what you get. There is no batcave. There is no state-of-the-art equipment, no matchless martial arts skill, no scientific arsenal. Sorry, guys. Iím trying to locate Boris Johnsonís character attributes, and thereís nothing here. Actually, hang on Ė he can make you pregnant. Is that what youíre after?


Emphasis mine for one of the best lines ever...
It is a really great article, worth clicking the link to read.
Chap wanted the job but he is in reality intellectually lazy and a blagger... heh

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