Man gets a certain body part stuck in a dumbbell.

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10. Roadkill? The Thanksgiving turkey?

Eewwww. Eewwww. EEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

I think Freud was wrong about penis envy. Penises seem to get (some, anyway) of their owners into a whole lot of trouble. I don't think I'd want one.

When I was in nursing school, I worked weekends as a unit clerk in the emergency department of my university's hospital. I was on the minor trauma side. I came in one morning to find several people either snickering or with odd facial expressions. I wondered what was up. The surgical resident assigned to the urology service was writing up a penile injury sustained by a man in his 50s who had sneaked into his sister's home in the middle of the night and attempted to get his jollies from her vacuum cleaner. He had used the mechanized carpet brush from a Kenmore model that had the name "the Beater Bar Power Mate."