HomeLatest ThreadsGreatest ThreadsForums & GroupsMy SubscriptionsMy Posts
DU Home » Latest Threads » Forums & Groups » Topics » Offbeat » Weird News (Group) » Man gets a certain body p... » Reply #10

Response to Kaleva (Reply #8)

Wed Sep 20, 2017, 12:06 AM

10. Roadkill? The Thanksgiving turkey?

Eewwww. Eewwww. EEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

I think Freud was wrong about penis envy. Penises seem to get (some, anyway) of their owners into a whole lot of trouble. I don't think I'd want one.

When I was in nursing school, I worked weekends as a unit clerk in the emergency department of my university's hospital. I was on the minor trauma side. I came in one morning to find several people either snickering or with odd facial expressions. I wondered what was up. The surgical resident assigned to the urology service was writing up a penile injury sustained by a man in his 50s who had sneaked into his sister's home in the middle of the night and attempted to get his jollies from her vacuum cleaner. He had used the mechanized carpet brush from a Kenmore model that had the name "the Beater Bar Power Mate."

Reply to this post

Back to OP Alert abuse Link to post in-thread

Always highlight: 10 newest replies | Replies posted after I mark a forum
Replies to this discussion thread
Arrow 11 replies Author Time Post
47of74 Sep 2017 OP
3catwoman3 Sep 2017 #1
UtahLib Sep 2017 #2
Kaleva Sep 2017 #8
LineLineLineNew Reply Roadkill? The Thanksgiving turkey?
3catwoman3 Sep 2017 #10
Kaleva Sep 2017 #11
brush Sep 2017 #3
Shrike47 Sep 2017 #4
Warpy Sep 2017 #5
BHDem53 Sep 2017 #6
3catwoman3 Sep 2017 #7
Warren DeMontague Sep 2017 #9
Please login to view edit histories.