Sarah Palin: Vice President of the United States
Paul Wolfowitz: Secretary of State
Chris Christie: Secretary of Transportation
Roy Moore: Attorney General
Al Dunlap: Secretary of Labor (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_J._Dunlap)
Michele Fiore: Secretary of the Interior
Joe Arpaio: Secretary of Homeland Security
Gary Southern: Secretary of Environmental Protection (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Elk_River_chemical_spill)
Bernard Madoff: Secretary of the Treasury
Ted Nugent: Secretary of Defense
Lauch Faircloth: Secretary of Agriculture (I can't find a link to it, but before he was elected US Senator from NC, he was part-owner of a hog farm that dumped a million gallons of pig shit into the Neuse River. He spent his one term trying to loosen environmental regulations for large hog farms.)
Doug McMillon: Secretary of Commerce (McMillon runs Walmart. Nuff said!)
Rick Scott: Secretary of Health and Human Services
Frank Cali: Housing and Urban Development (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Cali)
Don Blankenship: Secretary of Energy
Glen Dunkerson: Secretary of Education (Dunkerson is probably a decent-enough guy, but the GOP intends to close the Department of Education; let's put the CEO of Atlas Van Lines in there so they'll have someone who knows how to pack boxes at the helm.)
Donald Adair: Administrator of OSHA (Don Adair owned West Fertilizer Company, the ammonium nitrate dealer that in 2013 exploded and leveled the town it was located in.)
Maurice Gallagher: Administrator of the FAA (Gallagher helped found ValuJet.)
Sorry folks, I can't think of anyone who hates veterans badly enough to serve as his Secretary of Veterans Affairs.