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In reply to the discussion: Weekend Economists Ask: R WEE Donne? January 8-10, 2016 [View all]Proserpina
(2,352 posts)34. ‘Career change’ a myth to keep workers docile
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/career-change-a-myth-to-keep-workers-docile-20160106105083
THE idea that workers can switch jobs is a myth put about to stop them become depressed and unproductive, it has emerged.
Employers are told to respond positively to workers stupid plans to go off and work in a monkey sanctuary or become a crime writer, safe in the knowledge that it will never work out.
Company director Donna Sheridan said: Our telesales staff are tied to this place by rent, mortgages and being mentally good-for-nothing thanks to years of brain-numbing toil.
But if they realised theyll be putting numbers into a computer until they retire and get a plastic clock, theyd probably lie down under their desks waiting to die.
Sometimes I casually mention a woman from marketing who retrained and became an Apache attack helicopter pilot. Obviously its bollocks, but they love it.
Sales manager Tom Logan, 40, said: People are always successfully following their dreams, so Im sure I can redo my GCSEs, A-levels and degree and take out a huge loan in order to become a brilliant doctor like Huge Laurie in House.
My boss was incredibly supportive and bought me a stethoscope before telling me to get on the fucking phone and sell more bathroom fittings.
Yes, it's supposed to be satire...
THE idea that workers can switch jobs is a myth put about to stop them become depressed and unproductive, it has emerged.
Employers are told to respond positively to workers stupid plans to go off and work in a monkey sanctuary or become a crime writer, safe in the knowledge that it will never work out.
Company director Donna Sheridan said: Our telesales staff are tied to this place by rent, mortgages and being mentally good-for-nothing thanks to years of brain-numbing toil.
But if they realised theyll be putting numbers into a computer until they retire and get a plastic clock, theyd probably lie down under their desks waiting to die.
Sometimes I casually mention a woman from marketing who retrained and became an Apache attack helicopter pilot. Obviously its bollocks, but they love it.
Sales manager Tom Logan, 40, said: People are always successfully following their dreams, so Im sure I can redo my GCSEs, A-levels and degree and take out a huge loan in order to become a brilliant doctor like Huge Laurie in House.
My boss was incredibly supportive and bought me a stethoscope before telling me to get on the fucking phone and sell more bathroom fittings.
Yes, it's supposed to be satire...
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