5 Things Nobody Tells You About Quitting Drinking (cracked)

[tavalon]

2. Wow, am I ever glad this isn't my monkey!

My monkey is a mean monkey, but this sounds like a gorilla on a bad day. Yikes.

I have this bottle of Vodka in my freezer - can't even remember why I bought it, but everytime I open the freezer, it rolls to the front and I think, "Damn, I need to get rid of this before it falls and I have to deal with Vodka everywhere. Since I can't remember why I bought it and it's been an annoyance for six months, I think I'm going to solve that annoyance right now.

My kid hates the smell of alcohol and pours it down the sink. I'm going to take a page from him and dump it.

And it's gone. Bottle in the recycle bin.