I hate it when my guy goes grocery shopping w/o me

[JayhawkSD]

1. Just to avoid stereotypes.

We have been married for more then 25 years, and it's my wife who I try to keep out of the grocery store.

I try even harder to keep her out of the kitchen. She can boil water fairly successfully, but what she does to what she calls "scrambled eggs" should be criminalized. All I will say is that it involves very high heat and browning the eggs, and the smell drives me out of the house.

Fortunately, she loves eating my cooking almost as much as I love cooking it, so we get along very well.