No matter what I do, the ivy just KEEPS coming back and killing everything else in my garden

[Curmudgeoness]

4. LOL, You can have it!

And the trees twice the height of the house that shed a billion leaves in the fall, and branches all year long. And the lilac bushes all along the border of the yard. (Well, I do like those lilics, but they really would like more sun to bloom better---but, then again, there is those trees.)

All that I planted before I knew any better was those plants that I thought would grow----you know, the invasive ones!