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Getting Older? [View all] CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2020 OP
Good stuff, Peg. louis-t Jul 2020 #1
A friend just sent this, and it made me laugh! I decided to share. CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2020 #3
I already stole the line about the trainer and one sit-up. louis-t Jul 2020 #15
"I thought getting old would take longer." So true. marybourg Jul 2020 #2
Me too! CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2020 #4
Thx for the chuckles! SheltieLover Jul 2020 #5
You're welcome! We can always use a laugh! CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2020 #6
Absolutely! SheltieLover Jul 2020 #9
Someone missed their calling. These are one-liners Henny Youngman would be proud of. brush Jul 2020 #7
I don't know who originally wrote these, but they are hilarious! CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2020 #11
"I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas." my LOL fav. nt AnotherMother4Peace Jul 2020 #8
🤣🤣🤣 SheltieLover Jul 2020 #10
Credit to CaliforniaPeggy. I was such a free spirit in my youth, and AnotherMother4Peace Jul 2020 #13
That's right up there for me, too! n/t CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2020 #12
I'm not getting older, I'm getting riper. nt TexasTowelie Jul 2020 #14
Thank you! Nictuku Jul 2020 #16
Aw, my dear Nictuku! You're not a senior yet! But you can still post here. CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2020 #18
A very Happy Birthday to you. What a lovely dinner your Mom is making. niyad Jul 2020 #20
Great post. Because we are a family. After a few years here I feel close to all; well, except erronis Jul 2020 #22
I didn't know which group it was when I posted Nictuku Jul 2020 #37
You don't catch up to your own definition of old age. keithbvadu2 Jul 2020 #26
60 is the new 40, keep that in mind and keep on having fun! appalachiablue Sep 2020 #40
79 is the new...79. trof Sep 2020 #43
You know you are getting old when just about all the contacts on your phone are medical related. LiberalArkie Jul 2020 #17
+1 appalachiablue Sep 2020 #41
Those were wonderful. Thank you Ferrets are Cool Jul 2020 #19
Ahh, dear Peggy, thank you for the smiles and chuckles. We truly needed them today. niyad Jul 2020 #21
I know a lot of people whose cornbread isn't done in the middle. warmfeet Jul 2020 #23
Thank you, Peggy! gademocrat7 Jul 2020 #24
THANK YOU! bluboid Jul 2020 #25
Their free calendar. keithbvadu2 Jul 2020 #27
This is wonderful! Laughed out loud at quite a few of them. Dem2theMax Jul 2020 #28
The best post I've seen in ages. Loved it. N/T pink Jul 2020 #29
Hilarious! H2O Man Jul 2020 #30
The Mr & I are busting a gut here... dixiechiken1 Jul 2020 #31
"You did one sit-up." sarge43 Jul 2020 #32
I just read these to husband and we both laughed like crazy MLAA Jul 2020 #33
If I knew I was gonna live this long, I might have taken better care of myself... Wounded Bear Jul 2020 #34
Ohhh, my dear Peg, calikid Jul 2020 #35
Love these lillypaddle Jul 2020 #36
that's the truth! aliens locking doors flying by earth peacebuzzard Jul 2020 #38
Thanks Peg. Loved 'em. trof Aug 2020 #39
Wonderful, thanks for the laughs, the best medicine. appalachiablue Sep 2020 #42
You know you're getting old when you have more 'specialists' than friends. trof Sep 2020 #44
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