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Jim Lane

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13. I heard it years ago with Henry Kissinger in the starring role.

Mon Dec 17, 2018, 03:00 PM

Dec 2018

He says, "My survival is essential to guiding U.S. foreign policy and achieving peace in the Middle East. Besides that, I am, of course, the smartest man in the world." Out he goes. The Pope (not Obama) then says to the hippie (not a school girl) that the younger person should take the last parachute, to which the hippie replies, "Hey, Padre, that's real cool of you, but, like, not to worry, y'know? The smartest man in the world just jumped out of the airplane with my backpack on."

It would be interesting to set up a self-esteem contest between Kissinger and Trump.

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Stop me if you've heard this one [View all] lambchopp59 Dec 2018 OP

thanks for the laugh! nt spooky3 Dec 2018 #1

Funny Doreen Dec 2018 #2

Very clever. efhmc Dec 2018 #3

Good one! StarryNite Dec 2018 #4

Made day/night! rickyhall Dec 2018 #5

Good one. (But Oprah wouldn't do that.) nt Honeycombe8 Dec 2018 #6

"Tis a consummation... 3catwoman3 Dec 2018 #7

Wonderful! PatrickforO Dec 2018 #8

I don't get it. Why would Oprah let a school age girl die? She's not bad. rusty quoin Dec 2018 #9

+1 grantcart Dec 2018 #11

I agree. Jim Lane Dec 2018 #14

Oprah only utilized as a card in the Trump's greed deck, a ruse lambchopp59 Dec 2018 #15

Heh heh heh hermetic Dec 2018 #10

Good one! Too bad it's not based on actual events. n/t Different Drummer Dec 2018 #12

I heard it years ago with Henry Kissinger in the starring role. Jim Lane Dec 2018 #13

No offense meant towards Oprah lambchopp59 Dec 2018 #16