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tclambert

(11,080 posts)
7. Just how did they figure out this would work?
Wed Feb 20, 2019, 07:55 PM
Feb 2019

"This just in: A lady leaving her church in Baltimore had her Sunday hat sexually assaulted by a falcon. A falconer in the congregation said, 'I just had a great idea!'"

Falcon sex hats [View all] shenmue Feb 2019 OP
And what do you do for a living? Bob Loblaw Feb 2019 #1
I clicked on this for the headline alone. Adsos Letter Feb 2019 #2
Getting some head keithbvadu2 Feb 2019 #3
ROFL! BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2019 #4
That's pretty falcon interesting. n/t Harker Feb 2019 #5
And you put that onto your resume how? marble falls Feb 2019 #6
Just how did they figure out this would work? tclambert Feb 2019 #7
Wait, wait! Why do you have to wear it on your head? Can't you put it on a post? tclambert Feb 2019 #8
Captive birds think they're people too. JohnnyRingo Feb 2019 #12
I found out the real answer--the sex hat wearer has to imitate falcon mating calls. tclambert Feb 2019 #14
caw! caw!... caw!! JohnnyRingo Feb 2019 #16
Do you get hazard pay with that job ? Haggis for Breakfast Feb 2019 #9
What a cool story ornotna Feb 2019 #10
"Finish that beer and try this hat on" JohnnyRingo Feb 2019 #11
Here hold my hat,... better yet try it on,... while I finish this beer. magicarpet Feb 2019 #13
Awesome Solly Mack Feb 2019 #15
Fuck my hat. snort Feb 2019 #17
hatfucker Raster Feb 2019 #18
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